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IT NEARS: Robot Wielding Knife Cuts A Cucumber

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Seen here looking unsure which one to stick up up your butt and which one to stab you with, CIROS the robot prepares a salad. Later in the video he actually slices the cucumber, which, if you pretend its a peen like I did, is pretty terrifying.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Matt and Barak, who both mentioned hating robots in their emails and have made their way into my good graces.

There are Comments.
  • ZomBBombeR

    Anyone else feel like they just completed a quest in an rpg just listening to the music? And as others have said it would only be classified as scary had the robot been chopping much faster.

  • Richard King

    Bad Robot! Wash that knife when you are done with it!

  • CptnKookles

    Is this supposed to be impressive? Robots have been doing this type of shit for years,

  • Mark Blackburn

    no shank johnny number five

  • From the title, I thought the knife was wielding the robot at first. Also, those cucumber slices are way too thin. I like my cucumber thick. =|

  • MC

    Really, I thought I was the only one. I hate it when the slices are too thin, you don't taste the freshness or the crunch, they are just limp and flimsy. In salads I make sure they are extra thick, so the other vegetables are complimented by the additional taste. We should make salads together sometime; I'll bring the cucumber! = :o }

  • Giggidy.

  • Rhinostic

    Oh, for a second I read Knife Wielding Rob... Oh Shiny Jebus!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    It cannot even do uniformed cuts. Each slice was a different size...not to mention slow. When it starts picking up and throwing knifes...I will start worrying then.

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  • $18922249

    You ain't from 'round deese parts, is yah?

  • $18922249

    Ah yes, the Lorena model... wise choice, sir!

    Also... I feel like if they had wanted to, they could have instructed the robot to cut faster... and it would have been fucking terrifying.

  • STEVEN MACALLISTER

    Waiting for daisy...

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