Do Or Die, Santa: $2.4 Million 5-Person Luxury Sub 'Limo'
This is the U-boat Worx 'C Explorer 5' (U for underwater, C for sea, 5 for five passenger). It's a $2.5 million luxury submarine WITH AIR CONDITIONING AND LEATHER SEATS. And for you cheapskates trying to save a buck, no, pleather isn't an option. It's being billed as the first submarine limo even though that's ridiculous and it doesn't even have wheels.
The $2.4 million C-Explorer 5 is being advertised as the "world's first subsea limousine." It holds five people, has an air conditioning system, can dive down to 1,000 feet, and sports a full 360-degree acrylic pressure hull. Cruising speed is 3 knots underwater.
If the standard features aren't enough, you can add to the price tag with options like an iPod sound system, bow-mounted LED lights, a sampling arm, an HD video camera system, imaging sonars, or an underwater modem. Make your next scientific adventure a luxurious one.
Come on, there isn't even a mini-bar option? That makes for one CRAPPY limo if you ask me. I don't care if you can go on underwater mermaid viewing tours, I want to be drunk while I'm doing it. "Just bring a flask." Fine -- FINE.
Three hours later...
*banging on glass* SHOW US YOUR BOOBS.
Hit the jump for shots from all around and one of the interior.
Thanks to LupusYonderboy, who asked me to go halvsies with him so we could go find Atlantis. Atlantis, LOL -- there's no such thing! The Atlantans made me say that to ensure their privacy but I do know it's location and I'll take you there for a million dollars. We have to ride sharks though.
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