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Do Or Die, Santa: $2.4 Million 5-Person Luxury Sub 'Limo'

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This is the U-boat Worx 'C Explorer 5' (U for underwater, C for sea, 5 for five passenger). It's a $2.5 million luxury submarine WITH AIR CONDITIONING AND LEATHER SEATS. And for you cheapskates trying to save a buck, no, pleather isn't an option. It's being billed as the first submarine limo even though that's ridiculous and it doesn't even have wheels.

The $2.4 million C-Explorer 5 is being advertised as the "world's first subsea limousine." It holds five people, has an air conditioning system, can dive down to 1,000 feet, and sports a full 360-degree acrylic pressure hull. Cruising speed is 3 knots underwater.


If the standard features aren't enough, you can add to the price tag with options like an iPod sound system, bow-mounted LED lights, a sampling arm, an HD video camera system, imaging sonars, or an underwater modem. Make your next scientific adventure a luxurious one.

Come on, there isn't even a mini-bar option? That makes for one CRAPPY limo if you ask me. I don't care if you can go on underwater mermaid viewing tours, I want to be drunk while I'm doing it. "Just bring a flask." Fine -- FINE.

Three hours later...

*banging on glass* SHOW US YOUR BOOBS.

Hit the jump for shots from all around and one of the interior.

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Thanks to LupusYonderboy, who asked me to go halvsies with him so we could go find Atlantis. Atlantis, LOL -- there's no such thing! The Atlantans made me say that to ensure their privacy but I do know it's location and I'll take you there for a million dollars. We have to ride sharks though.

There are Comments.
  • RDarker

    I'll buy mine from the Columbian cartel down the block they have theirs on a BOGO for $200.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    only 1000 feet? that's not going to get me down to the titanic

  • ZomBBombeR

    If I hit a jackpot, that looks like a good $2.4-3M well spent in my book, hell I'd be willing to put more money into it for superfluous badassery.

  • Harold

    I don't see a 5th seat....Do they strap him to the top of the thing?

  • The interior photo is done from 5th persons pov. 5th seat is for captain, that's why it has all the controls and screens.

  • Charles Whelan

    So its like driving a car from the third row seats?

  • beyondthetech

    Well, the Captain of the Enterprise isn't sitting closest to the viewer, either. Looks like we're missing navigation and tactical officers at the helm.

  • Connor Mason

    powerball shopping list [x]

  • Bobert

    I have one.

  • atisss

    Does the air conditioner filters air? I want to smoke cigar while traveling

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