Do It Yourself Lord Of The Rings One Ring Scarf Pattern
Hey -- you want a scarf that has all the words from the One Ring on it? Well consider this your lucky day (at least until you see I sideswiped your car in the parking lot and didn't leave a note) because knitter Diana Stafford has got you covered with this DIY pattern. The pattern makes an 8" by 80" scarf. Want a smaller one? Just use half the yarn! "It doesn't work that way." YES IT DOES TOO. Suck at knitting? Just take an existing scarf and CAREFULLY copy the inscription using a Sharpie! Don't have a Sharpie? Use shoe polish. "You're like MacGyver on meth!" That's not the first time I've heard that. Don't have any shoe polish? Well you should, that stuff smells goooooood. Please tell me you at least keep a gas soaked rag by the bed.
Thanks again to Brandi, who, for two tips in one day, gets *digging in pocket* a receipt from the liquor store! Congratulations, Brandi.