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DIY Sexiness: How To Make Your Own Dinosaur Heels

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Inspired by these dino heels I posted a while ago, Instructables editor mikeasaurus decided to make his own. And these are the result. Want to make your own? Just follow his Instructable! Soon we're all gonna be walking around in dino heels being all sexy and saying things like, "Oh haaaai girl, you lookin' good today -- you wanna do brunch or somethin'?" Well at least in my mind that's what we'd say. You'd probably be all, "Look at that twink in dino heels!" and try to take a picture of me for online exploitation purposes. Not cool, bro. Not cool EIGHT ALL.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of this fall's must have pumps.

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Thanks Mike, I know what I'm doing this weekend!

There are Comments.
  • disqus_MhbGgpFQ8B

    This entire article and no Walk the Dinosaur puns? Sad day.

  • They look like something Ms. Frizzle would wear if the Magic School Bus went back to see the dinosaurs.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Are the heels (cleverly disguised as dinosaur peen) those door stops with the springs?

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SAVE THOSE DINOS! THIS LADY IS ABOUT TO CRUSH THEM!!!!!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    this GUY is about to crush them. <-fixed it

  • OH MY GOD THEY DONT HAVE A CHANCE!!!!

  • yrrt

    thats a fucking guys foot!

  • Whale - one that is impressive especially in size. Ex. A whale of a difference. A whale of a good time.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Look at the size of those ankles. Is that a guy wearing those shoes?

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