COUNT ME IN: The Whisky Sampler Advent Calendar

This is the $240 Whisky Advent Calendar. Behind each of the 24 doors is a little 1-ounce bottle of different whisky. Personally, I think it's the perfect way to count down the days till Jesus's birthday. After all, if the good lord didn't want us boozing, why did he turn all that water into whisky? "It was wine, not whisky." Please, I'm the one telling the story here. THEN HE WALKED ON LAVA. This calendar would last me three days, tops.

Thanks to chichi, who wants one made with vodka because it's not as noticeable on your breath when you're at work. Look out -- we've got a genius in our midst!

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