Combat Kitchenware: Frying Pans With Weapon Handles

November 20, 2012

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Because everyone likes pretending they're a knight when they cook, James Brown (no not THAT James Brown, silly! The one with the green hair in the video after the jump) has created a Kickstarter for Combat Kitchenware, a line of cookware with weapon handles instead of plain ones. Currently, $27 will get you a handle kit to convert a pan yourself, and assembled pans start at $45 and go up from there. Unfortunately, they don't come in ninja sword grips. EXCEPT THE ONES I'M SELLING. "That's a shoelace wrapped around a banana." Shhhhhhhh! But yeah, that is what it is. I want one that looks like Excaliber's handle so I can threaten roommate with it oldschool style.

Stop there, heathen! I knoweth thou has stolen with my final pudding cup! Do explain thyself. "I didn't take it." Oh no-eth? "I really didn't." DAMMIT DERREK I KNOW YOU ATE IT, PREPARE TO DIE! *CLONK!* "I swear I..." *CLONK CLONK CLONK!* Haha, oh there it is -- it was hiding in the back.

Hit the jump for a shot of an egg frying and James' Kickstarter video where he proves green hair really does sell products.

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Thanks to Anna, who agrees they should make entire cookware sets with different weapon handles so we can battle to the death over who has to do the dishes.

  • Chris Thomas

    You know, I don't even have something clever to say. But god-dammit that's AWESOME

  • Jadis

    don't make your geek wife angry! You thought the frying pan was bad before, watch out! Mama's got skill-ets.

  • Chris Marquez

    Dinner is coming.

  • Girgear

    "Oh mama! I have got to get me one of these!"

  • Dalle

    Sam Gamgee Approved!

  • DW

    One Pan to rule them all,
    One Pan to bind them,
    One Pan to cook them all
    and in butter fry them.

  • Guest

    That is one way I can fight hunger. Awesome pan, I'm adding it to my x-mas list.

  • Jason Rogers

    I don't know what he said, but his fucking hair is green

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