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Classic: Taxidermied Rodeo Squirrel Riding Rattlesnake

November 9, 2012 in animals, awesome, ebay, i stayed on one of those bucking mechanical bulls for the whole eight seconds i'm just saying (actually i'm just bragging but whatever), let's raise and rope broncos, nooooooo it's too late!, oh shi-shi it's a rodeo!, quality, snake, taxidermy, that looks like a FUN ride, well at least they didn't die in vain, whee!, yeah you did

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This is a taxidermied rodeo squirrel riding a bucking black timber rattlesnake that was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately it sold before I could steal my roommate's credit card info :(

Up for Bid, Antelope Ground Squirrel riding a 4ft. Arizona Black Timber Rattlesnake Novelty Mount. This is a fairly new mount on a wood & foam sand covered base.A one of a kind!

One of a kind, huh? Then how do you explain...THIS?! "Dammit GW, let that squirrel go." No! Not until he rides this snake. "That's a garden hose." Shit, he just bit me! Can squirrels carry rabies? OW, he just did it again! "Just let GO of him." I can't, I glued my hands to be able to catch him. Anyways, my point is this piece is no longer one of a kind.

Hit the jump for several more worthwhile shots.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who agrees taxidermy is definitely the best kind of tax. You hear that, IRS? I DEMAND REFORM.

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  • Steve

    TEABAGGED

  • NoveltyFishHead

    I would love that as my center piece for my living room. I need a new conversation starter. My taxied bear bottle opener wearing a cowboy hat isn't lasting too long with visitor interest.

  • poqeteer

    Cool, but whats with the door background? There had to be a better place to take these pictures...

  • tradinggoldforbread

    I bet The Bloggess bought it!

  • Rayn_A

    I guess you would need balls as big as his to ride a rattlesnake...

  • Nope! Chuck Testa!

  • In the first photo it looks like he's balancing his hat on his nose.

  • Muad'Dib! Muad'Dib! Muad'Dib!

  • Usul has called a big one! Again, it is the Legend!!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

  • Dune fans FTW!!

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