This is a $25 Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper from ThinkGeek. It looks like a wampa arm, but no wampas were harmed in the making of the product. OR WERE THEY? I could tell you no humans were harmed when I made coffee in the breakroom this morning, but I know for a fact I hurt at least one coworker's feelings when I told him it looks like he's gained weight. See? It's easy to lie. For all we know there could be a whole farm full of armless wampas out there, and that makes me sad. "Seriously?" No -- wampas are evil creatures. They should make severed wampa leg ice scrapers too.
Hit the jump for a couple more product shots including an ANIMATED GIF of the front and back!
Thanks to Julian, who scrapes ice off his windshield the easy way: living in southern California.
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This is the $424 Matt Nylon Hooded Down Jacket. It has a vented hood with integrated goggles (plus a sweet ass pom-pom on top!). Not only will you look cool, but you won't lose any precious body heat out of your uncovered face and neck. Just don't burp in there after eating ... / Continue →
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