Apple Pays $21-Million For Stolen Clock Design

Apple, a company best known for refusing to replace the glass on my iPhone for free despite me yelling, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU? I'M THE PRESIDENT'S SON!" several times on the phone, has agreed to pay $21-million to license the iconic clock design they had previously stolen from Swiss Federal Railway for use on the iPad. I'm not sure whose idea it was to just take the design in the first place, but they probably shouldn't expect to get paid anytime soon. Haha, why's my paycheck pink?
Thanks to Carla and Ninja Puggle (are you really?!), who agree this is all pretty sad for a company that prides itself on design.
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