This is a pepper grinder somebody filled with smashed up Cool Ranch Doritos so they can sprinkle those tasty little flavor specks on everything they eat. It's a smart idea. Same goes for filling one with Hot-N-Spicy Tabasco Cheez-It's. No word if it'll also work on peanut butter M&M's, but I'm just one trip to the grocery store from finding out.
Thanks to Karen W, who puts ground up Andy Capp Hot Fries on everything because she knows what's up.