The Fifteen Most Coffee-Consuming Occupations

October 2, 2012


This is an informational graphic depicting the fifteen most coffee drinking occupations. Did yours make the list? Mine didn't. "Writer/editor is number four, dummy." Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for HERO. I have no clue if this is even accurate though because there are zero numbers and the source is a Dunkin Donuts survey and Dunkin Donuts IS DUMB AS LOW FAT DONUT HOLES for not having a franchise anywhere near me. In related news, guess which profession drinks the most alcohol? "Geekologie Writer." Ding ding ding! My average consumption is like, 4,000% higher than second place.

Thanks to Jesse, who took the time to tell me if he drinks more than two cups before leaving the house in the morning there's a 50/50 chance he'll piss the car.

  • A trucker

    You don't even cut for a rating if you can't realize that truckers drink coffee almost for sometimes up to 20 hours a day your stats arnt even good!

  • They forgot truck drivers, I drink it by the gallon.

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  • Jesse Belanger

    Yeah I call BS - IT workers should be near the top, and for emergency services to not make the list - these people have obviously never been in a firehouse.

  • Roy

    I call bullshit! IT workers should be at the top of this list!

  • Helvis

    Uhhhmmmm... Truck drivers?!

  • Kevin

    What about us programmers? I drink a stupid amount of coffee. (Then again, I'm an Engineering Technician at my day job.)

  • Ummm.... what about programmers?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    what about baristas?

  • $18922249

    Well this explains a lot...

    -Kringle Fantastico, Environmental toxicologist researcher extraordinaire!

  • Mighty Molecule

    i have read a phd thesis or two acknowledging a PI by thanking them for allowing the student the opportunity and guidence to learn that "caffeine makes pee pee"..
    true story....

  • Guest

    I find this faulty, there's no mentioning of a tech. professional. >:\
    On average 2-3 cups of coffee in the morning. Bad days = 3 + (energy drinks * a).

  • Grue

    I'll go ahead and assume that "scientist" includes enginerds and programmers?
    Dunkin' can go dunk their heads in their shitty coffee - it tastes like wood chips! Give me a Timmy Hos any day. Hell, The D and the BK lounge have better coffee than Dunkin.

  • Guest

    So far the best marketed quickie coffee is 7-11 coffee (better than Starbucks)...just my opinion.

  • Anna

    Some people take salt with their coffee

  • Phillip Gockel

    Hardly an info graphic, more like a list of information that has some graphics on it. None of the graphics used convey anything other than the fact that coffee is maybe the topic.

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