This is an informational graphic depicting the fifteen most coffee drinking occupations. Did yours make the list? Mine didn't. "Writer/editor is number four, dummy." Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for HERO. I have no clue if this is even accurate though because there are zero numbers and the source is a Dunkin Donuts survey and Dunkin Donuts IS DUMB AS LOW FAT DONUT HOLES for not having a franchise anywhere near me. In related news, guess which profession drinks the most alcohol? "Geekologie Writer." Ding ding ding! My average consumption is like, 4,000% higher than second place.
Thanks to Jesse, who took the time to tell me if he drinks more than two cups before leaving the house in the morning there's a 50/50 chance he'll piss the car.
This is a $12 ThinkGeek coffee mug with a heart on it that turns red when there's hot liquid inside and black when there's not. No word what color it turns if filled with unicorn tears, but my guess is a rainbow. And speaking of unicorn tears... *stirring cat knuckles, drago... / Continue →
So I'm blogging from my parked car hijacking Wi-Fi from serial_killer_next_door (thanks!) and downloading multiple copies of The Anarchist Cookbook with the hopes the cops come snooping around and find all the bodies in his basement. This is some cartoony skull & crossbones fr... / Continue →
This is the $34 Mario warp pipe coffee mug from Fangamer, the same company that brought us the Mega Man energy tank coffee mug. It makes a great stocking stuffer. Or, should I say, stocking clogger? Get it? Because it's a pipe and sometimes pipes get clogged if you flush to... / Continue →