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Some For-Real Talk Into Your Fingers Like A Phone Gloves

October 2, 2012 / bluetooth, fingers, gloves, how quality is the speaker in the thumb that's what i want to know, i half want that and half am tired of looking like a f***ing crazy person all the time, i'm sorry i can't hear you there's a snowball in my hand, peripherals, phones, real products, staying warm, sure why not, what will they think of next?, winter

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Because who wouldn't want to look like this crazy couple (I don't even think the girl has a phone and brobro looks like he's in the middle of calling an ambulance for the dead squirrel he can't stop staring at), Hi-Fun is going to start selling these Hi-Call $65 Bluetooth enabled gloves so you can talk into your pinky and listen to your thumb, just like you used to do when you were a kid pretending to have a phone. *ring ring* Excuse me -- I need to take this. *puts hand to head* Hello, Mr. President. We lost another space-ranger today? That's terrible news. I bet it was those vodka-chugging Ruskies. No, I don't have time to talk to Micky Mouse right now, I'm kind of busy. Yes, we're still on for snorkeling this weekend. Listen, I've got to go -- hang up on the count of three for good luck, okay? 3...2...NOW. Sorry folks, now where were we? "Who was that on the phone?" Who the hell did it sound like? My dog reminding me to pick up treats on the way home.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots in case you're actually considering buying some (I think I might!)

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Thanks to LupusYonderboy and Eric, who prefer using bananas for their imaginary cell phones because you can eat them when you're done pretending. SOLID LOGIC.

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There are Comments

  • YES. Man *and* woman sizing!

  • Just like Inspector Gadget!

  • ZomBBombeR

    I was gonna say it would be good for such cosplay.

  • Guest

    This is a cute idea for a Bluetooth dvice. Could they consider a peace sign for a photo command?

  • Paul

    Giving the middle finger should hang up on people.

  • captaindash

    I'm getting some and moving the talky piece to the middle finger.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I am going to start carrying around a 2x4 everywhere I go from now on. If I ever see one person using this I am going to crack said 2x4 across their skull, take their money, go to Home Depot and use that money to purchase another 2x4. Repeat.

  • i'm ganna buy two 2x4's and you're ganna rue this mission son

  • *slowly puts my phone gloves away*

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