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So It's Come To This: Sexy Sesame Street Costumes

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Because some people believe every costume should be available in a sexy version, Yandy is selling these sexy Sesame Street costumes for ladies. They come in Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch versions, and all are pretty sad looking. Regardless of how you feel about them, if you're at a Halloween bar party and a girl shows up wearing one because it's her favorite character you need to tell a bouncer because there is NO WAY she's legal.

Hit the jump for a closeup of each, but go check out the product site for more shots and a video of them all being worn by a model with some serious hangy-downy knockers (most noticeable in the Elmo video).

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Thanks again to chichi, who told me she might be a mermaid this year. Now THAT -- that would be a catch. Fishing joke! Shoot me in the face.

There are Comments.
  • Guys think I'm crazy when I say there is such thing as "bad" sexy... this is bad, bad, BAD sexy!

  • ZomBBombeR

    I gotta go with the general concensus of waaayyy more creepy than sexy but to each their own right?

  • mashplum

    Sexame Street

  • And not even a mention of this?
    http://www.yandy.com/Green-Adv...

  • ZomBBombeR

    Yeah that one is actually pretty modest too.

  • There are somethings that should most definitely not be made 'sexy'.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    are you sure? I think that Cookie Monster would be perfect for you.

  • It could do without the googly eyes head band.

  • John F

    I definitely would have watched a hell of alot more sesame street when I was younger like this...probably still be watching it LOL

  • Matty Spinny

    lovin ernie's camel toe.

  • sjokolademelk

    That is one elmo i wanna tickle

  • So none of the female characters? I have the feeling people who find this sexy are into trangenders.

  • cdubs

    Maybe this will fund pbs if Romney wins :O...

    I'd watch it.

  • If Romney actually stopped government funding for PBS [he won't] it wouldn't matter as public funding is six times that of what the government pours into it.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Then why are thy begging for money every other week and crying out against the funding cut? I mean, I love PBS shows, but I keep hearing they can't survive without the money, then comments like yours from all over. Which is it?

  • Stop letting yourself be fooled by the lies of Democrats and Republicans and it won't matter anymore.

  • butts

    The source. Not the person trying to lighten the blow of Romney's fuck up.

  • Robert A'Beuy

    The latest from the Rule 34 collection...

  • Scribbles With Words

    Ow, right in the childhood. It looks like they poached the muppets and turned their acrylic and polyester hides into trim for some post apocalyptic war-tribe of sex kittens. *Barf*

  • singrum

    May I suggest, it's not sexy? Maybe I'm just too old, but women with too
    much makeup, showing too much silicon, in children's costumes is VERY
    CREEPY ... if it were men dressed up, we'd call it pedobear, but women,
    why is that ok?(it's not).

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