Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately I am not a child. There's no doubt in my mind I will be forced to publicly criticize the game, then secretly download it and play it whenever I'm on the shitter. I SAID DON'T LOOK IN MY GAMES FOLDER. "GW! Is this...Angry Birds Star Wars?!" Okay now I have to kill you.
Hit the jump for a teaser trailer which is basically 20-seconds of the screencap above and should be skipped.
Thanks to Outspire and Dalix, who agree no more Star Wars posts for awhile. God, that's like my dream come true.