Sadness: Star Wars Themed Angry Birds Game Coming

October 9, 2012


Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately I am not a child. There's no doubt in my mind I will be forced to publicly criticize the game, then secretly download it and play it whenever I'm on the shitter. I SAID DON'T LOOK IN MY GAMES FOLDER. "GW! Is this...Angry Birds Star Wars?!" Okay now I have to kill you.

Hit the jump for a teaser trailer which is basically 20-seconds of the screencap above and should be skipped.

Thanks to Outspire and Dalix, who agree no more Star Wars posts for awhile. God, that's like my dream come true.

  • MoreLikeDicksqus

    So a whole new generation gets introduced to the original trilogy, and you're butt devastated over it? :|


  • Mighty Molecule

    and the whole time we were like, "why is this even a big deal again?"
    and then it all made sense, paying out of your ass for the license kind of makes you obligated to use the rest of your slush funds for what apple did for music and icloud, the beatles and itunes, etc...

  • Guest

    StarWarz ftw!

  • JCB5150

    Look: if I created a billion dollar franchise, I'd try to make a few bucks more off of it if I knew there would always be an audience that would pay for it.

  • Morgan Ironwolf

    Oh, look. A media "journalist" making snarky comments about Star Wars.
    How original...

  • ME

    Not about starwars, about angry birds.
    GW loves starwars.

  • Roark

    I hope you get to blow up the Death Star

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    as long is there is no Jar-Jar then I will play it.

  • How about if you get to kill Jar Jar?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    hmm...that would be the proverbial rock and a hard place decision

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