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Sadness: Star Wars Themed Angry Birds Game Coming

October 9, 2012 / angry birds, angry birds space sucked, children, different strokes for different folks, games, i believe i can fly -- i believe i can touch the sky -- think about it every night and day -- wow you just slingshotted me into the side of a building, i'm tired of caring somebody else carry the torch i just want to drink in peace, kids, mashup, sadness, star wars, that's it no more star wars related posts for awhile i want to talk about other stuff, video games, whatever, you suck george!

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Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately I am not a child. There's no doubt in my mind I will be forced to publicly criticize the game, then secretly download it and play it whenever I'm on the shitter. I SAID DON'T LOOK IN MY GAMES FOLDER. "GW! Is this...Angry Birds Star Wars?!" Okay now I have to kill you.

Hit the jump for a teaser trailer which is basically 20-seconds of the screencap above and should be skipped.

Thanks to Outspire and Dalix, who agree no more Star Wars posts for awhile. God, that's like my dream come true.

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There are Comments
  • MoreLikeDicksqus

    So a whole new generation gets introduced to the original trilogy, and you're butt devastated over it? :|

    OH NOOOOOOOOO.

  • MightyMolecule

    and the whole time we were like, "why is this even a big deal again?"
    and then it all made sense, paying out of your ass for the license kind of makes you obligated to use the rest of your slush funds for marketing...like what apple did for music and icloud, the beatles and itunes, etc...

  • Guest

    StarWarz ftw!

  • Look: if I created a billion dollar franchise, I'd try to make a few bucks more off of it if I knew there would always be an audience that would pay for it.

  • Oh, look. A media "journalist" making snarky comments about Star Wars.
    How original...

  • ME

    Not about starwars, about angry birds.
    GW loves starwars.

  • roark1

    I hope you get to blow up the Death Star

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    as long is there is no Jar-Jar then I will play it.

  • How about if you get to kill Jar Jar?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    hmm...that would be the proverbial rock and a hard place decision

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