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Repent!: Nun Stealing Beer From A Convenience Store

October 8, 2012 / beer, convenience store, doing the lord's work, penguin, shame on you, sounds like it's time for a confessional little lady!, stealing things, wtf did i just watch?, you and that guy that was all hopped up on drugs and booze and trying to buy beer from the convience store should get together, you're not supposed to do that

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This is security camera footage of a nun stealing what appears to be a Four Loko from a convenience store, presumably because she's tired of communion wine. Is she really a nun? NO CLUE. She's definitely old and not a bikini model though. Hey, whatever happened to the whole, "Thou shall not steal" thing? Is that like, only a suggestion? Or maybe if you work for God he lets you bend the rules a little bit? I only ask because free beer sounds really cool.

Hit the jump for a video of THE LORD TOLD ME TO.

Thanks to Terrance, who wants to know what else she's hiding under that habit. SPOILER: not a rockin' body.

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There are Comments

  • she's got a bad habit. ZING!

  • ZomBBombeR

    And people ask me why I have low moral standards, link to demon cat made me laugh, fuckin' religion. My answer...why not, look around yourself and tell me what you see in your fellow humans?

  • bloodyhell

    Fucks Given: Nun

  • Donnie Duncanson

    That is a nun in the same sense that a man in a bear suit is a bear...

  • Only this could actually be a corrupt nun.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I get his point but it sure does increase the hilarity quotient if she is really a nun

  • I'd buy her some beer, and then show her a good time.

  • HektikLyfe

    Mother Superior misunderstands the Archbishop's request for a down low delivery of three tall boys to his rectory.

  • well played :-p

  • dare i say... bad habits

  • n_a_a_s

    Even in the church community the donations are down in this bad economy and nuns are bored as fuck, the church is desperate for a little stress numbing fix every now & then

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    it looks like she is jacking Busch. now that is desperation right there.

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