This is security camera footage of a nun stealing what appears to be a Four Loko from a convenience store, presumably because she's tired of communion wine. Is she really a nun? NO CLUE. She's definitely old and not a bikini model though. Hey, whatever happened to the whole, "Thou shall not steal" thing? Is that like, only a suggestion? Or maybe if you work for God he lets you bend the rules a little bit? I only ask because free beer sounds really cool.
Hit the jump for a video of THE LORD TOLD ME TO.
Thanks to Terrance, who wants to know what else she's hiding under that habit. SPOILER: not a rockin' body.
Mini, get it? Because they're Smurfs and Smurfs are small.
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