Sweet tan, bro.
This is HotTug, a hot tub/tugboat hybrid with a wood-burning heater to keep the water warm and a little motor to zoom you around the lake or canal while you're getting crunk on champagne. It costs ~$20,000, but they sell cheaper models if you don't want the heater or motor. Oooh --a floating cold water pool that doesn't go anywhere -- FUN! Oh man, remember that funny hot tub related Facebook status update that went around? The kid wrote, "Watching the sun come up from the rooftop hot-tub...f*ckin' a dude, can't beat that." Man, that still cracks me up. Commas: they're important. Unless he was actually banging a dude, in which case, hey -- still sounds like a pretty epic night.
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Thanks to Brandon, who knows drinking in a hot tub gets you drunk hard and fast and is a great investment for the serious boozehound. The initial outlay is steep, but it'll pay for itself in a couple years.