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Ready My Captain's Hat: HotTug, A Hot Tub Tugboat

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Sweet tan, bro.

This is HotTug, a hot tub/tugboat hybrid with a wood-burning heater to keep the water warm and a little motor to zoom you around the lake or canal while you're getting crunk on champagne. It costs ~$20,000, but they sell cheaper models if you don't want the heater or motor. Oooh --a floating cold water pool that doesn't go anywhere -- FUN! Oh man, remember that funny hot tub related Facebook status update that went around? The kid wrote, "Watching the sun come up from the rooftop hot-tub...f*ckin' a dude, can't beat that." Man, that still cracks me up. Commas: they're important. Unless he was actually banging a dude, in which case, hey -- still sounds like a pretty epic night.

Hit the jump for one more shot.

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Thanks to Brandon, who knows drinking in a hot tub gets you drunk hard and fast and is a great investment for the serious boozehound. The initial outlay is steep, but it'll pay for itself in a couple years.

There are Comments.
  • Johney Duke

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  • ZomBBombeR

    Would Use!

  • Crazy. Can't see it getting big anywhere else but Holland. Confusing name too!

  • MightyMolecule

    of course, only the dutch can actually steer while getting a rub & tug. been trying it while in the buick since my teens and state farm agrees...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    does it use the water that you are floating in or can you at least fill it with clean water opposed to nasty canal water?

  • What is the point of having a hyperlink on the word HotTug that just reloads this same story?

  • I think it's supposed to go to here... http://www.hottug.nl/

  • Ah, The Netherlands - where this would seem perfectly normal. I'm surprised they're wearing swim suits.

  • westmclarenmerc

    When I saw the article on the main paige I thought to myself: 'This has to be a Dutch invention.'
    Then I hovered above the link on the main page and saw the '.nl' country code and I knew I was right.
    The reason for me to think that it would be a Dutch invention is because I'm Dutch and only we can get stoned enough to think of something like this. Plus, dealing with water is kind off our thing.

  • Girgear

    Looks like a floating toilet seat.

  • Guest

    This world gets more interesting the more I read Geekologie.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I misread and thought something was posted about tugjobs

  • napalm

    dat tan

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