Princess Leia's Coke Nail Made An Appearance In Return Of The Jedi -- Details At Eleven! (Jk, Jk, No More Details)

October 1, 2012


This is a shot of Carrie Fisher's coke nail making an appearance in Return of the Jedi. It's for snorting coke when you don't have time to sit down and rake out lines. You know, for the more active coke-blower.

'We did cocaine on the set of Empire, in the ice planet [the second film of the original trilogy]. I didn't even like coke that much, it was just a case of getting on whatever train I needed to take to get high.'

Pfft, you didn't even like it that much -- you are a LIAR. You liked it enough to grow a fingernail out so you could do it all the time, I know that. Admittedly though, I do wish I could pop the tops off beer bottles with my belly button.

Hit the jump for a Princess Leia golden bikini shot, followed by a shot of Carrie Fisher that will make any future Princess Leia related boners next to impossible.



Thanks to Disturbing News, who is like, your roommate takes pictures every time he goes to the bathroom and keeps a scrapbook of them all.

  • 1517Genevieve

    Wow I Love it Seeing Carrie Fisher in a sexy gold bikini I Love it And She Has the prettyiest Belly Button I think it's sexy I Love the sexy gold bikini shots that's sexy she looked beautiful and pretty In A Cute Gold Bikini ANd I LOve Seeing Her BEautiful Belly Button and Keep It Coming I Love seeing princess leila in a beautiful gold Bikini And Seeing Her Pretty Belly Button. it is awesome. brink back the gold bikini and I want to see carrie Fisher's Cute Belly Button again.

  • JJtoob

    Whatever train? Dude, cocaine is a hell of a drug!

  • ZomBBombeR

    I'm surprised she wasn't hooked on Jaba's space opium, either way han's the one who looks like he's flyin' in that picture lol.

  • Bubbubsky

    Keep on doing your drugs, Murrica. Remember, it's YOUR appetite that fuels the murderous monsters south of the border (and north of it, too) and has seen billions of dollars wasted by our government in a totally useless and ineffectual war.
    It's pretty sad that I actually have to take pride in the fact that I have never once done an illegal drug of any kind, and when I tell people that, most of them look at me askance.

  • Brandon

    I never have either. But most of my friends are in the same boat. And the ones who have done them have quit.

  • spectre99

    who is lance and why would i ask him? jk you sho rite

  • Guest

    I'm not too sure how to react to these images...should I just run and never look back?

  • Yup, she's still got it.
    I just hope it's not contagious.

  • BEGreen777

    Coke does a body good.

  • djcorbijn

    My concern is when Lucas comes out with another wave of Princess Leia action figures to cash in on this. Heck, he'll probably have it digitally removed only so he can release another round of DVD's.

  • That last picture was totally uncalled for GW...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    GW...ruining childhood fantasies one photo at a time.

  • rikster81

    cocaine leads to the dark side-yoda

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I don't understand this. why not just carry a bumper instead of using a dirty fingernail? have you seen the crud you can scrape out from underneath your fingernail?

  • h2opolopunk

    Those bumpers hold about a good fingernail-heap volume, so it's easier for a high-volume addict to just go with the nail.

  • djcorbijn

    Have you ever dealt with the mentality of fully-funtinoning addict? Pot smokers hit this peak when they want to make bongs out of any inatimate object they come across. Whatever can facilitate getting them high takes priority. It's just the way it is.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I don't make bongs because I have to to get high, it's because you see something and say....that could be a bong and then decide to make it so, it's called imagination maybe you should explore a little and find yours, there's millions of ways to intake THC it's all about preferances and don't you dare compare a coke addict to a pot smoker again or we're gonna have a serious problem here!

  • Pot may not be as physically addictive as cocaine, but it can be very mentally addictive despite the rhetoric you hear from marijuana advocates.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I made a bong using a coke bottle, rubber hose, a lug nut and hot glue. true story

  • Metal_gear

    the more you know....

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