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Not So Happily Ever After: If Disney Villains Had Won

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This is a small series of digital paintings by artist Justin Turrentine called 'Happy Endings for Disney Villains'. It features (you'll never guess!) illustrations of Disney villains if they'd come out on top and not had their plans foiled by much younger, more attractive princesses. I especially liked this one here, but I thought Ursula should probably have a side of mermaid tail on the table too. Or a human leg, depending on the state of Ariel's transformation when she was killed. BONUS FUN FACT: I've actually tasted human before, and as recently as last week. "Picking and eating scabs doesn't count." Yes it does too!

Hit the jump for four more.

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Thanks to myself for once, for being such an exemplary human being. Okay, for at least being decent. For being...dammit I hate myself. I NEED A HUG.

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  • Clay J Pena

    The one with Ursula is the one odd out. Eating the sidekicks was never her plan. The artists would have drawn her with Triton's crown and Trident.

  • LOL! My favorite's the last part. Nope, not the Snow White illustration, but this bit:
    "Thanks to myself for once, for being such an exemplary human being. Okay, for at least being decent. For being...dammit I hate myself. I NEED A HUG."

    But seriously, I like Ursula & Cruella de Vil's happy endings the most!:)

  • Jadis

    What about Jafar? Frollo? Governor Radcliffe? Hades? Shan Yu? Dr. Facilier? Yzma? Mother Gothel? Or the Horned King? Hum???

  • I'm just glad to see that there's no Judge Doom representation. Granted he was live action so it would've been an odd transition to illustrate, but seeing a melted Jessica Rabbit would have been downright depressing.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    They forgot Lady and the Tramp being euthanized at the dog pound.

  • JJtoob

    I like how some of them tried to preserve the shocked faces of the innocent looking characters. Evil bitches lol.

  • Scribbles With Words

    In Disney's Cindarella the glass slippers were several sizes too small for the step sisters. There was also only one glass slipper that was being officially brought around town to be tried on. This "victory" picture makes no sense.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    3-way....a very nasty, nasty 3-way

  • McSwagger

    The point of them winning would have been if the slipper fit either step sister. So its if it had fit maybe? But then again you think Prince Charming would have remembered what a bitch looks like.

  • JJtoob

    Goes to show you he probably got so much ass, he stopped looking at women on the individual level. They were all just a sack of fuckable meat to him.

  • Ramuran

    The idea of Cruella Deville winning is depressing...

  • reeko

    Cinderella was the villain. She used Witchcraft to trick the Prince!!

  • Jadis

    LOL

  • In the original story the Little Mermaid did loose.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    correct me if I am wrong but didn't she die and then traveled with angels to Heaven?

  • No, it was the sea foam thing.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I was forced to read Hans Christian Andersen long ago but have drank heavily since then and have forgotten much. I had to go look this back up and now I am even more confused.

    The just of it is the Little Mermaid didn't follow through with killing the prince, turned into sea foam, was gathered by angels that are in limbo waiting 300 years to ascend into heaven, forced into servitude during this time where they eavesdrop in on families and if they find a good and loving child then they smile upon the child and a year will be taken off their 300 years or if they find a bad and hateful child they cry and for every tear a year will be added? what the hell is that about?

    This is also supposedly the edit version from Hans

  • He was Danish.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...well there you go.

  • AGirlNamedMichael

    from what I remember she turned into sea foam.

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