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Mugger!: iPhone Case With Integrated Pepper Spray

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This is Spraytect, an iPhone 4/4S iphone case with an integrated can of pepper spray. It comes in white, black, pink and blue and costs $40. Refill canisters cost extra, but if you find yourself needing a refill it might be time to consider moving to a safer part of town. Or the moon. The crime rate on the moon is like zero provided you don't count littering. Hey -- whatever keeps you safe. Me? I'd answer a call at the bar and end up pepper-spraying whoever was sitting next to me, then have to pretend they were trying to steal my wallet so I don't look like the jackass who accidentally discharged his pepper spray at the bar. Fun fact: pepper spray is not a condiment, not even for really spicy thai.

Thanks to val, who deters thieves the natural way. Haha, I was wondering why there was a skunk in your purse. Can I pet him?

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  • oh wow. the list of bad events that could result from this is endless.

    Maybe it could be hot sauce instead. Everyone loves hot sauce.

  • Nick

    "Hello?
    Yeah.
    Can you hear me?
    Yeah. No. What?
    Hold on, I'm getting another call... hold on.."

    PSSSHT!

    "WHAT THE F***?! Oh God! IT'S IN MY EAR! OH GOD! OH GOD! IT BURNS!

    I'LL CALL YOU BACK!"

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I am hoping for someone to modify it so it sprays the person making a duck face when they take a photo of themselves.

  • don't ask a stranger to take a picture of you with the phone either

  • With all the people who randomly butt-dial people, this could be bad. Especially for those of us who keep our phone in our front pocket.

  • with my luck i would spray myself while making a call

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    since this is for iPhone users...I have faith this would happen with at least half of the apple cult out there on a daily basis.

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