Like Stealing An iPhone From A Baby: Old Man Steals iPhone From Baby In Clothing Store (A New Low!)
Because it didn't have any candy, this is a video of an old man stealing an iPhone from a baby in a clothing store. Where the hell the kid's mom went is beyond me, but maybe this was all part of the world's shittiest sting operation.
That's a 20-month-old baby in the carriage, watching Barney on her mom's iPhone. And then the guy who sort of looks like Jim's dad from American Pie bends over and steals it. Again, from a baby. He stole an iPhone from a baby and was caught on CCTV...
See? This is exactly why kids shouldn't have expensive cell phones. Well, this, and the whole sexting craze. DAMMIT KIDS, THEY'RE CALLED PRIVATES FOR A REASON.
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Thanks to Marcus, who's never stolen anything from a baby. Me? I took a dinosaur toy from a cousin once.