This is the $424 Matt Nylon Hooded Down Jacket. It has a vented hood with integrated goggles (plus a sweet ass pom-pom on top!). Not only will you look cool, but you won't lose any precious body heat out of your uncovered face and neck. Just don't burp in there after eating or you might vomit. I suppose you could also use it for a bank robbery but if you already spent $424 on a jacket you should probably save the bank robbing for someone poorer. Don't be greedy.
Hit the jump for a closeup of the hood and goggles.
Thanks to Keith M, who wraps his head in scarfs and looks out of two toilet paper tubes and kind of looks like a Tusken Raider.
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Hammacher Schlongmeister, purveyor of the utterly ridiculous, is selling a gas-powered snowboard this year. Because, you know -- shit, beats me.
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