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Han Solo Swimsuit And R2-D2 Minidress Now Available

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Australian clothing company Black Milk is back at it, this time with an R2-D2 minidress (previously available as a swimsuit) and a Han Solo one-piece. My goodness, is there anything sexier than-- "bikini models?" No, I was going to say Han Solo holding a blaster pistol. TRUTH BOMB: I've dreamed I was Chewbacca before just so I could be close enough to smell Han. "What did he smell like?" Unwashed fur. "That was probably you." I realize that now.

Hit the jump for more shots including closeups.

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Thanks to roshan and Wall, who agree that, for two out of four posts being Star Wars related today, I've failed myself. Oh I know.

There are Comments.
  • BLEBLAH

    where can i buy this???

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I love this blackmilk model

  • GWs Arch Nemesis

    not bad, still fapable

  • CerebralZombie

    That's hawt~

  • Anyone else think she had pit hair due to color/angling at a glance?

  • Han's sporting a pretty nice camel toe in that first pic.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    first thing I spotted. makes Han look like he has quite the hog leg. win win

  • p_shep

    She has a very odd look.

    Would still bang though.

  • Patrick Caldwell

    Can I be Han?

  • EYEBROWS

  • GreyGanado

    Very nice, yes.

  • lordpikachu

    her hair makes her look 20 years older

  • InkyBloc

    What is with those terrible boots every single time?

  • Buttflipper

    i think, until you've had a chick rub them on your ballsack, you shouldn't complain.

  • Felicia Acevedo

    i kinda like them (^-^)

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