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Grody: Capcom's Resident Evil 6 Human Meat Market

October 2, 2012 / advertising, bacterial marketing, cannibalism, capcom, cool, eating body parts, grody, gross, humans, icky!, london, marketing, meat, my apartment has some resident evil in it too and her name is mrs. marcy and she lives in apartment 304!, resident evil, what do you say we dig a big pit this weekend and roast that entire meat body while we drink some cold beer and play badminton?

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To promote today's release of Resident Evil 6, Capcom recently opened the Wesker & Son human butchery in East London. SPOILER: Not real human meat. Probably should have read a little closer before sending this to all my cannibal friends. MY BAD, GUYS. I'll save my fingernail clippings for you.

Once at the butchery, members of the public will be invited to sample and purchase a dizzying array of edible human limbs including hands, feet and a human head, which will be available to buy directly from the shop. As well as these specially created products, gamers will be able to buy 'Peppered Human & Lemon Sausages' and 'J'avo Caught Human Thigh Steaks' along with some specially made pots of Red Herb and Green Herb. All proceeds from the sale of the meat will be donated to the Limbless Association, which provides information and support to the limb-loss community.

There's a bunch more pictures after the jump, including a disgusting closeup of the full-body meat chunk, some prosciutto hands and arms, and, my personal favorite, a bunch of penises. Looooove those penises.

Hit the jump for more shots of the I think I'll just have a cheese and mushroom pizza tonight after all.

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Thanks to Macien, Faith and Hazardman, who agree it would be hard to every buy anything from the meat vendor that normally uses that stall after seeing all this stuff in it.

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There are Comments
  • Jim_B

    I guess the penises over there are bite size. :P

  • Cannibalism for charity. Nice.

  • Too bad they didn't invest this money into making a good game.

  • I can finally make a finger sandwich the correct way.
    btw, last photo = NSFW!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Is that an arm of prosciutto? I'm kinda hungry now.

  • Queue PETA...

  • I think PETA would be fine with it.

  • Really? I'd have thought protesting against slabs of meat thrown together into morbid sculptures to simply promote a video game would be right up their street.

  • Lee Tan

    Its all fun n effects until someone substitutes the substitutes and everyone gets the shakes...

  • Did the limb-loss community get a say in this?

  • Is that body up there supposed to be female, judging by the bumps on the chest?
    If so, breasts aren't made of meat; they're made of fat.

  • Yeah, it's not real.

  • archer9234

    No, but women have pectoral muscles too.

  • Even so, they aren't rounded like that. They're not semi-circles.

  • looking into this a little too hard, are we?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    maybe she had under the muscle implants that they didn't remove?

  • Henrik Vik

    Do you know whats wrong with this? Everything.

  • Offal had 5 penises

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    It hurts my feelings that they are defining peenors as offal.

  • cocoa

    at least!

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