This is a human-like Yoda head sculpture lovingly crafted from my nightmares by artist Andrea Eusebi. Damn, Yoda looked so loveable in the movies when he was green -- with a human complexion he just looks...like a grandpa with bad ears. If Michael Phelps were 900 years old this is what his ears would look like. If I were 900 years old I'd have been a corpse for at least 800 of those years (and probably closer to 850) because I refuse to live a life where I piss myself when I'm not even drunk. "Then you might want to check the wet spot on your pants, GW." IT'S TEA, SMARTASS. I hope it's tea.
Hit the jump for a bunch more of the I wrote this last night and am having nightmares right now while you read this.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees with a face like that it's hard to believe Yoda got any visitors on Dagobah.
This is a series of unbelievably impressive carved pumpkins on display as part of the Jack-O-Lantern Spectacular at the Rodger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island. The Spectacular features over 5,000 carved pumpkins, but apparently only 100 or so are this impressive... / Continue →
This is a massive gallery of reimagined Boba Fett and Clone Trooper helmets that have been modded by artists and visual effects studios and put up for auction on eBay, with proceeds going towards the Make A Wish Foundation. They're all pretty amazing, and a couple (including t... / Continue →
This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy... / Continue →