BURN IT NOW: Realistic Human-y Yoda Head Sculpture
This is a human-like Yoda head sculpture lovingly crafted from my nightmares by artist Andrea Eusebi. Damn, Yoda looked so loveable in the movies when he was green -- with a human complexion he just looks...like a grandpa with bad ears. If Michael Phelps were 900 years old this is what his ears would look like. If I were 900 years old I'd have been a corpse for at least 800 of those years (and probably closer to 850) because I refuse to live a life where I piss myself when I'm not even drunk. "Then you might want to check the wet spot on your pants, GW." IT'S TEA, SMARTASS. I hope it's tea.
Hit the jump for a bunch more of the I wrote this last night and am having nightmares right now while you read this.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees with a face like that it's hard to believe Yoda got any visitors on Dagobah.