Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

Beluga Whale Spends Four Years Trying To Speak Human, Gives Up, Probably Thinks We're Too Stupid Anyways

October 23, 2012 in animals, english, great now we'll never know, humans, just whisper it in my ear!, learning, man i bet i could have talked to him, omg that whale thinks he's a person LOLOL, singing, speech, spit it out!, sure why not, talking, underwater, whale, whale of a tale, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

talking-whale.jpg

This is a video (actually just audio) of NOC the beluga whale vocalizing with English-like speech patterns. Apparently he talked like this for all his youth, then abandoned it when he matured. What was he trying to tell us? Does he know the location of Atlantis? Is he friends with Ariel? He sounds like me singing in the shower. ♫ I'M A PRETTY GIRL, HUR DER DER DER ♫

Hit the jump and tell me what he's saying.

Thanks to Johnny Utah and The Brett, who agree he was probably trying to bestow the wisdom of the ancient Atlanteans on us. Wow, we f***ed that up.

Related Stories
  •
    What Did You Just Call Me?!: A Korean-Speaking Elephant
    November 1, 2012
    Seen here showing off his sweet fur arm, a werewolf and some other lady record the speech of an African elephant that has learned to speak five words in Korean. I think I know two, so he's already smarter than me (plus handsomer). I like learning dirty words! The pachyderm i... / Continue →
  • Star Wars Footage Edited To Make Yoda Speak Normally
    April 2, 2012
    This is a video of various Star Wars movies that have been cut to make Yoda speak like a normal damn person and not in that weird jumble-talk that somebody in his youth obviously told him makes him sound smarter. So yeah, what Yoda would sound like speaking normally -- now we ... / Continue →
  • Sadness: Endangered Species LEGO Animals
    April 13, 2010
    One day, in the not too distant future, there won't be any more animals. I'm talking none, not even hotdogs. So one zoo is taking a proactive approach to extinction education. Namely, LEGO animals. Wait, WTF? Opened yesterday, the Philadelphia Zoo's Lego-made exhibit, call... / Continue →
There are Comments
  • Rachel Smith

    I love how he sounds just like some annoying kid in high school that you fucking hated.

  • I just heard Huururududurrrrr Eeeyoeeedureeeuurr dduhuurururreeererrrbeeeaaaurrrduuuu

  • NoveltyFishHead

    I'm a fish I cans translates for you humans, he said "hurr hurr hurr humans are really stupid, doi doi doi". Well that's a really mean thing to say Mr. Beluga Whale.

  • bakuryu

    Maybe Gary Larson can help us:
    http://imgur.com/seXS8

  • TheOtherJK

    Oh long johnson. Oh my dog. Why I eyes ya.

  • Closet Nerd

    Sounds like the theme to "Star Wars".... just sayin

  • Ross Huddleston

    Do you feel like we do?

  • kiligula

    I assume he was singing this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • that sounds like people talking underwater but really high pitched or something. Maybe they're the whale was parroting back the sound
    frequencies he was able to hear?

  • Sounds like some one with a kazoo.

  • Gummi_B3ar

    The last ever dolphin message was
    misinterpreted as a surprisingly
    sophisticated attempt to do a doublebackward
    somersault through a hoop while
    whistling the "Star-Spangled Banner" but
    in fact the message was this...
    "So long and thanks for all the fish."

  • "So long and thanks for all the fish"

  • Dani

    My dick is so long and thanks for all the fish tacos.

  • MaximusJacobus

    I don't know why, but that terrified me.

  • Joseph Vilain

    Sounds like Meatwad in the shower to me.

  • Sounds Cthulhuian to me.

  • Lady G

    I totally get it. Not.

  • FIRST! He is saying EAT MOR CHIKIN

  • Guest

    I believe the dolphin's actual quote was "Anyone who types FIRST needs to commit suicide".

blog comments powered by Disqus