Ah Yes, The Ol' Cannonball Into A Frozen Pool Fail

Note: Guy drops a line of expletives at the 0:20 mark. They really add something though so watch that part if you can.
This is a video of Toughguy McShatteredtailbone trying to cannonball into a frozen pool in Germany. Unfortunately for dude's coccyx, the pool is like REALLY frozen. "I don't think so, @$$hole" I imagine the pool saying to itself when he was midair. "Maybe next summer you'll think twice before pissing in me."
Hit the jump and watch brobro learn his lesson.
Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who knows what I like, and it's people hurting themselves.
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