Because they should probably fire their entire marketing department, Denny's has teamed up with The Hobbit to release a Middle Earth themed menu. It features such mouthwatering options as the 'Hobbit Hole Breakfast,' 'Gandalf's Gobble Melt', Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet', 'Shire Sausage,' and 'Seed Cake French Toast'. What is Shire sausage? SPOILER: REGULAR F***ING SAUSAGE. Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet? The same pot roast skillet they were selling last month. Not to sound too Sherlock Holmes-y or anything, but I'm starting think the only relation to The Hobbit are the names!
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Thanks to cancan, who agrees this is ridiculous and would have been way more fitting as an IHOP campaign.
Because The Lord of the Rings officially put New Zealand on the map (it was seriously just ocean before), everyone in the country is popping an insane amount of boners over the release of The Hobbit. And to prove their raging fandom, here's a video of a New Zealand weatherman ... / Continue →
Hey, lady on the left -- you picked THE WRONG F***ING FLIGHT.
As a cross-promotion for the Hobbit movie coming out and tourism to New Zealand where it was filmed, Weta Workshop teamed up with Air New Zealand to produce this Hobbit themed airplane safety video to show before ta... / Continue →
Because this is the internet, here's a short video of Gandalf riding a unicycle playing 'Concerning Hobbits' from The Fellowship of the Ring on bagpipes. It's the same dude from Portland that did the Star Wars theme dressed as Darth Vader. Hey, everyone needs a hobby. My fav... / Continue →