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October 7, 2012 - October 13, 2012 Archives

  • October 12, 2012
    This is the $500 Mass Effect N7 Ambassador Watch available for pre-order from the BioWare Store and manufactured by independently owned and operated Meister Watches, based right here out of Los Angeles. Maybe I'll pay them a visit...with a ski mask on! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm jok... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    These are three Pokemon anatomy posters designed by DeviantARTist RYE-BREAD (OMG, I loooove rye). This is Charmander here, but there's a Squirtle and Bulbasaur after the jump. As you'll see, they all have guts and stuff. Plus things that make their special powers able to fun... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    This is a video of the Harp Twins Camille and Kennerly dressed as Rikku and performing a medley of Final Fantasy songs in what appears to be paradise. Man, I bet there is some GOOD pirate treasure buried in the area. Also, I may or may not have seen a mermaid playing in the o... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    This is a series of unbelievably impressive carved pumpkins on display as part of the Jack-O-Lantern Spectacular at the Rodger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island. The Spectacular features over 5,000 carved pumpkins, but apparently only 100 or so are this impressive... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    Picture kind of related: he may have gotten tickets. In a story way better than the piece of shit movie with a similar premise, a German man who forgot where he parked his car in 2010 during a night of drunken revelry has just located his vehicle after almost two years of sear... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    I don't normally like posting single pictures of single cosplay costumes because it makes me feel cheap and dirty, but I couldn't resist this one. "GW? You ARE cheap and dirty." God, I really am, aren't I? How I'm not turning tricks in an alleyway is beyond me. This is a c... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    I know this isn't the first zombie themed paintball experience, but whatever, it's getting close to Halloween and I'm trying to SET THE MOOD. *lighting romantic candles on dinner table* Help yourself to some boxed wine -- the Spaghetti O's should be ready any minute. Ron McC... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    Astronomers have recently verified that 55 Cancri e, a planet originally discovered in 2004, is composed mostly of carbon, at least a third of which is in the form of DIAMONDS. And it's only 40-light years away! Travel at the speed of light for 40 years and you're there. Ano... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    RETROACTIVE WARNING: Giant mystery eyeball. Also, potential Slimer tattoo. A man in Florida stumbled across this giant mysterious eyeball while metal-detecting for buried pirate treasure or whatever, and now scientists are hard at work trying to determine where it came from.... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is an $8 chocolate gaming dice set from ThinkGeek. It comes with all the dice in the picture (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and d20). Sucks because I love those d2's. "What's a d2?" Those chocolate coins that come wrapped in gold! "Technically those have three sides." YOU SHUT... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Got $15,000 burning a hole in your pocket but not into that DeLorean watch? How about a really expensive vibrator? Enter the LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, quite possibly the first sex toy a burglar would purposefully steal. Is it really the world's most expensive vibrator? No cl... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    I hate to have two LEGO related posts only separated by a single other article, but you know what they say: when life hands you lemons, you squeeze that shit into a fresh cut and EMBRACE THE PAIN. So officially licensed LEGO Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sets are coming out next... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Hoho, a literal DeLorean time machine -- zing! SHOOT ME AND SHOOT TO KILL. This is a $15,900 DeLorean timepiece made by Swiss watchmakers Romain Jerome. The bezel is actually made from stainless steel taken from an original DeLorean DMC-12. The piece is limited to 81 units,... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Carlyle Livingston II and Wayne Hussey (pictured, and looking dapper as hell!) built this giant LEGO Batcave playset WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. Sure it would have been more impressive if they'd only used their mouths, but I bet they were afraid of swallowing pieces. Me? I laugh ... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is a leather Majora's Mask wallet crafted by artist Jacob Vadnais. Apparently he makes and sells them in his Etsy store but there aren't any for sale right now because how could wallets this cool NOT go like hotcakes? Just look at the detail. It's really...what's the wo... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is Cercopithecus lomamiensis, a new species of monkey discovered in Africa (one of only two new species discovered in the past 26 years). It has a creepy, human-like face and a bright blue ass. Kind of like a Na'vi. There's a worthwhile shot of one's ass and balls after... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Because some people believe every costume should be available in a sexy version, Yandy is selling these sexy Sesame Street costumes for ladies. They come in Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch versions, and all are pretty sad looking. Regardless o... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    The New Zealand mint is set to release sets of The Hobbit themed coins and stamps to celebrate...I dunno, making money off all the fans who will buy them. Suckers! The gold coins cost $3,700 ($11,000 for the three coin set), the silver 8 coin set costs $890, and the doodoo br... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Because what good is a baby if you can't win street races together, new father Colin Furze (who already has the record for fastest mobility scooter) built a motorized stroller capable of doing 50MPH. Obviously, he never actually totes his baby around in the thing because his w... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk. This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Okay, so "terrifying" might have been a giant overstatement. MY BAD. I can't help it if I have a flair for the dramatic. *flourishing cape* "Stop that." Not until you acknowledge I'm naked underneath and you saw the goods. This is Haunted Beauty Ghost Barbie, the first in... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    This is a D10 die engagement ring. It was custom made, but doesn't contain any precious stones so it was probably still significantly cheaper than a traditional engagement ring. Because what better way to symbolize a relationship than PURE CHANCE. Rolling for true love -- co... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    In soul crushing news, scientists claim there's no chance of cloning dinosaurs from DNA found in the present day because DNA rapidly deteriorates over time, citing that even under optimal conditions every single bond in DNA is broken in less than 1/10th of the time since the mo... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Ben Siegel Reptiles of Deerfield Beach, Florida, recently held a variety of bug-eating contests, with the winner of each getting a different variety of pet ball python. And apparently Edward Archibald swept the cockroach and one of worm eating competitions, eating dozens of ea... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    This is Hop, a suitcase that communicates with your smartphone and follows you through the airport. It doesn't hop though, that was just a poor name choice. Also, I'm not sure how I feel about a suitcase with a bunch of electronics inside that make the whole thing look like a... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    Curiosity had just taken its first scoop of Martian soil for analysis when an operator here on earth noticed a mysterious metallic object on the ground beneath the rover. WHAT COULD IT BE?! Is it a little robotic beetle? A new element? Something much, MUCH less exciting? T... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    This is a series of carved pumpkins from Trevor Grove and the rest of the crew at Villafine Studios (of this Predator and one-ton pumpkin carving fame). They're ridiculous. They can carve pumpkins better than I could carve, well, pretty much anything. Although one time time ... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    Are you a Trekkie searching the galaxy over for that special someone? Then look no further, because you are gonna find THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE at Trekkie Dating. DISCLAIMER: Girl in picture not an actual member. But who cares -- check out all the intergalactic hotties in my ar... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    Note: Higher res version HERE (save the image to see it even bigger), but go check out the DeviantARTist's page for a Fierce Deity sized version. This is the 'Evolution of Link's Sword' wallpaper created by DeviantARTist BLUEamnesiac. It allegedly contains all swords from the... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    Because PETA has zero clue how to be a driving force in the fight for animal rights, the organization has launched a campaign against Pokemon. SPOILER: It will not be super effective. In response to Sunday's United States debut of Pokémon Black 2 and White 2, PETA has release... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately ... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    This is a 100-million year old spider about to attack a 100-million year old wasp, destined to remain frozen in the pose forever thanks to tree resin covering them at that exact moment. Sucks for you two! *tries to stand up but can't* F*** it, I'm peeing my pants. It's pret... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Australian clothing company Black Milk is back at it, this time with an R2-D2 minidress (previously available as a swimsuit) and a Han Solo one-piece. My goodness, is there anything sexier than-- "bikini models?" No, I was going to say Han Solo holding a blaster pistol. TRUT... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    This is security camera footage of a nun stealing what appears to be a Four Loko from a convenience store, presumably because she's tired of communion wine. Is she really a nun? NO CLUE. She's definitely old and not a bikini model though. Hey, whatever happened to the whole... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Because George Lucas believes that absolutely everything should be available with a Star Wars theme, here's a line of glasses from Japanese eyewear manufacturer Aigen. They're available in Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader designs and cost $500 wit... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Note: It's Columbo Day and I'm using it to take care of some real-life stuff. If I disappear all of a sudden in a cloud of smoke just know that I'm a powerful magician and will reappear tomorrow, possibly out of a top-hat. This is The Ohio State University's marching band p... / Continue →