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Yeah You Did: Fan Wraps Truck In Star Wars Graphics

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This is Trey Laymon's Ford Raptor that he decked out in Star Wars graphics. Obviously, it's not the truck to rob a bank in. But it is DEFINITELY the truck to eat a double cheeseburger in while you drive. I'd recommend washing that puppy down with a strawberry shake too. One time I ate a gas station tuna salad sandwich in my car so fast it got stuck in my throat and I had to puke out the window while driving, 100% true story.

Walking around the car, you see the front engulfed in flames (probably flames of Dark Force midi-chlorians or something), the doors have a large Galactic Empire emblem on them, and just beyond that, standing with his head over the rear side window and his lightsaber extended down the upper edge of the bed, we have everyone's favorite dad, Darth Vader, who also appears emerging from flames on the hood.


Hidden behind the rear wheelarch and seemingly welding the taillight is Darth Maul, the red horn-faced Sith we all love. The tailgate presents a vast panoramic group portrait of many Star Wars characters, and around the other side we find bounty hunter Boba Fett and his ship, Slave 1, then a couple of storm troopers palling around on the passenger side.

Themed cars: I don't really get them. Personally, I only care about one theme in a car: operational. It could look like the biggest piece of two-tone, rusty shit in the whole world, but as long as it goes, I'll drive it (but with a mask on so nobody knows it's me).

Hit the jump for a tour around the truck.

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Thanks to jedi GK, who wants a truck like this so bad he's thinking about robbing the Mos Eisley Cantina. Just be careful if Han is there, bro.

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There are Comments
  • Blinghamstar

    Virginity secured.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Would I drive this? no. Would I take a picture if I saw it? hellz yeah! it's some pretty epic artwork to say the least but as much as I love star wars I could never cover my body or my cars body in star wars art, but the frozen han solo in the back is a good touch.

  • http://murileemartin.com/wordp...
    " I only care about one theme in a car: operational."

  • "I only care about one theme in a car: operational."-GW
    http://murileemartin.com/wordp...

  • jimmy

    And now Lucas owns the rights, but probably doesn't chip in with the tax, insurance or fuel...

  • Guest

    Awesome, this was pretty well designed

  • rikster81

    I dont know? I work at a ford dealership and the raptors are a pretty sweet truck stock, I dont know how i feel about this, to much lava......which makes me thinka bout lava crunch cakes

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    But can it make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs?

    ...and by Kessel Run I mean the liquor store.

  • Its a Ford Raptor; of course it can!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Just don't hit any bumps on the way...

    http://tinyurl.com/9gw4egu

  • No close ups of Portman? Fail.

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