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World's Largest Cheeseburger Weighs A Literal Ton

September 5, 2012 / burger, congratulations?, i would go face down in that thing and i don't care if i never came up, i would jump off a high-dive into that i'm just saying, if you baked that around me i guarantee I could eat myself out i'm just saying, needs way more tomatoes and pickles, this is why people call us wasteful, this is why you're fat, world's

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The Black Bear Casino Resort in Minnesota recently broke the world record for largest burger with this 2,014-pound, 10-foot round bacon cheeseburger. My God what I'd give to jump in that thing and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck in his money. Obviously, it is NOT a cheeseburger in paradise. Get it? Minnesota -- not my ideal tropical vacation.

Guinness Records representative Philip Robertson verified the record for biggest burger. He called the feat a result of "remarkable teamwork" and said the burger "actually tastes really good."


Black Bear's burger included 60 pounds of bacon, 50 pounds of lettuce, 50 pounds of sliced onions, 40 pounds of pickles and 40 pounds of cheese.

It took about four hours to cook the patty. A crane was used to flip it.

I'm not sure who was responsible for baking the bun, but if had to point fingers, I'd say say they were the weakest link in the whole process. That thing looks like a shitty pancake. Also, I love how the Guinness representative called the burger a feat of "remarkable teamwork" like these folks cured cancer and didn't just make a disgustingly wasteful burger. Just saying, a buddy and I killed two 24-packs of beer on Saturday. Now that -- that's real teamwork.

Hit the jump for a shot of the onions going on.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees making the world's largest anything is usually a bad idea and angers Mother Earth.

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  • What a fucking waste

  • How is this wasteful? I assume they ate it all and the cows were already raised for food.

  • ZomBBombeR

    All bullshit and seriousness aside, god I want a bite of that thing *drools*

  • more like the worlds saddest cheeseburger. look at the bun. awful. and that cheese distribution! who taught these guys how to make a cheeseburger? jeez.

    also, I sincerely hope someone eats this, this is the worlds largest waste of food.

  • Guest

    A better title would be "The World's Largest Flatten Burger", it looks like someone sat on it.

  • JJtoob

    I'm no baking master, but I think it'd be pretty hard to make a bun that size rise so it looks more like a hamburger bun, but the shape on the sides of it probably could have been controlled by a mold.

  • Chris Roberts

    I wouldve been the only sane person there, screamin "go back to your damn country!!"

  • Chris Roberts

    America... why u make me cry so much? i hate the idiots in this country. Waste of space (the ppl responsible for the monstrosity, not the monstrosity itself)

  • jimmy

    also the monstrosity

  • Looks like a McDonald's hamburger actually looks like.

  • Guest

    It looks less flatten. ;)

  • Good thing no one anywhere is hungry. Maybe the homeless can eat the Guinness Book...

  • gob

    awww it looks like a sad whale.

  • Everytime I see a dumbshit do this I am just so embarrassed how we look as Americans. Please stop.

  • Unfortunately, dumb shit pretty much defines modern America. And as a fellow-American, I feel the same as you do about it.

  • jonQ

  • This is what socialism creates...

  • Pascale Laviolette

    We don't do this shit in Canada!

  • gob

    giant burgers? awesome.

  • CryHavoc

    This is shameful. Whoever came up with this idea should be forcefed burger until their intestines burst.

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