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Official Assassin's Creed Hidden Blade Replicas For Sale

September 24, 2012 / alternatively: duct tape a steak knife to your wrist, assassin's creed, dammit i just accidentally stabbed a hole in my cereal box and now it's leaking, for sale, hidden blade, i kind of want that and i kind of want to replace the plastic knife with a razor blade (i'm a serial killer don't tell anybody), it's about time, neato, plastic, real product, replica, stabbing things, sure why not, weapon

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So apparently Gamestop and EB Games are going to start selling these spring-loaded Assassin's Creed hidden blade replicas ($40) October 31st, just in time to pick up and complete your Ezio Auditore Halloween costume for later that night. Of course, if you're not a last-minute kind of guy, you could order one from EB Games in Australia, which I BELIEVE has been selling the same thing for a couple months already. Regardless, it's probably not the sort of thing you want to get caught playing with at an airport. Your peenor either. "But I get bored!" I know you do, that's why I promise to let you borrow my Game Boy after you wash your hands.

Hit the jump for a picture of a tomahawk replica from the new game that's also dropping on Halloween.

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Thanks to Dylan, who prefers his blades hidden, just like his treasure.

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  • In all honesty, i predict someone's going to stab another person with one of these and it'll be all over the Media, probably during a Holiday season with lots of drink involved. Wouldn't take a lot to mod this into a deadly weapon, the means are there. I can't see this product as anything but amazing, that it got through to be manufactured. I mean seriously.. A replica assassination tool, i seriously hope I am wrong with my prediction though.

  • ZomBBombeR

    They probably wouldn't remove this item anyway because you'd have to void the warranty or in any case change it in some way from it's original parts and funtion to make it a functional switch-blade, in Canada completely illegal but certain states allow it not to mention not many folks walk around with gauntlets on so it's not a practically concealed weapon.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Other folks have made faux models for the blade (with some cheap cabinet parts and a kitchen knife, lol). Well here's hoping that this doesn't occur.

  • westmclarenmerc

    The way your brain works, makes me think that you are like me, a non American.
    Unless you are one of the rare Americans who've learned to use their brain.
    I'm not saying that Americans are brainless, it's just rare to find one with a functional brain.
    But I agree with you, something will go bad with this and then it will be banned.

  • Sadly we Americans with a reliable cognitive thought process are becoming more and more scarce. :/

  • Why would they make it a button... why not a ring on your finger that makes it activate when you pull your hand back? I DON'T SEE THE ASSASSINS CLICK A BUTTON WITH THEIR OTHER HAND.

  • I'd stab myself in the junk playing the five finger knuckle shuffle.

    "Hello, grandma?"

  • Already got mine pre-ordered

  • Wouldn't this be considered a switch-blade?

  • Drawn_Edited

    It's a plastic blade.

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