This is a video of Youtuber MrLaduj1 testing the durability of a Durex condom by blowing one up with Coke and Mentos. Who knew condoms could stretch so far? I did. *wink* Get it? Because my pecker's so giant. That's a lie though, I got it stuck inside a thimble once and had to call a tailor to free me. That's not true either, it was a salt shaker (my peen's a foodie).
Hit the jump for the entirely educational video.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who has to use hot air balloons.
No it's not either. It's like having a two-inch glowworm that never turns into a butterfly no matter how many times you wrap it in a toilet paper chrysalis and sing Circle of Life.
NIGHT LIGHT [verydemotivational]
Thanks to Nathan, whose member often gets mistaken for a glow... / Continue →
That's right, dinosaur shaped condoms. Available from Willy Wardrobe (probably NSFW, but also has a bunch of other novelty condoms), each Stegosaurus E-Rex will set you back Â£2.50 (~$4) and is not recommended for re-use (even though you and I both know you totally will anyway... / Continue →
This is astronaut Chris Hadfield demonstrating what happens when you wring a washcloth out in space. It's completely different (read: cooler) than what happens here on boring old earth. Also, who the hell uses washcloths anymore -- this is 2011, folks. "2013." Right. This i... / Continue →