The (Imagined) Anatomy Of Famous Movie Creatures

September 11, 2012


This is a small series of illustrations by artist Brad McGinty depicting the imagined anatomy of various movie creatures. This is obviously some sort of Muppet here, but -- no? Not a muppet? WTF is it then, because it looks cute. I'd sleep with that in my bed. Or stomach. Fun fact: one time I ate an alarm clock in my sleep. "That never happened." Yes-huh it did. Plus there's a pirate hunting me because I gnawed his hand off the same night. "Really, GW -- Captain Hook?" Don't be ridiculous, this isn't some children's fairy tale, this is real life. His name's Captain Rubber Hand.

Hit the jump for a Gremlin, Mars Attacks martian, Xenomorph and Predator. Also, please don't email me explaining that's Gizmo in the pic above, you're just gonna make me sad.





Thanks to PYY, who agrees sometimes it's just best to not know what's on the inside. Except for those boxes of variety chocolates -- I'm not eating the shit-tasting ones.

  • Nice, moar pls

  • Guest there vertebra in the gremlin's ear?!

  • SumAnon

    Because the artist didn't actually study anatomy. Ever.

  • n_a_a_s

    Alien doesn't have any ribs & poops in its tail? I knew it!

  • Marcus Como

    Most creatures with exoskeletons don't have any bones, so it's not that odd. Pooping in one's tail, however, is.

  • n_a_a_s

    ahh true, ok. thanks for pointing that out ;)

  • Closet Nerd

    hola mis amigo!
    long time, no see
    ...... just sayin

  • n_a_a_s

    Closet ♥

  • Closet Nerd

    I'm so excited that if there were a mogwai in my shorts.... I'd now have n^(n+1) mogwai
    .... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    If you can't feed a Mogwai after midnight..... when the hell are you allowed to feed it again?! This question has swirled in my melon for years, and I think you have to wait till sunrise..... just guessin

  • Lee

    After its had a good nights rest with a warm glass of mi-- uh oh.

  • h-bomb

    are you serious? the first one is Gizmo. a Mogwai!!!!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    should I define the word facetious for you?

  • Closet Nerd

    "facetious"..... sounds like "feces delicious"?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...and not one shot of any type of sexual organs?

    well...Alien has what appears to be a blowfish or a sea urchin for a uterus, and I can't really fap to that.


    Bill, some of the writing labels the tubes on it's back as "Back Dick". The elongated skull's rear portion is labeled as the "head butt"

  • SumAnon

    "head butt" could technically mean 'head bottom' not butt

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    can someone give us some full on translation? I have a feeling there is some hidden humor in these things.

  • SumAnon

    Yea, I feel like I'm missing something on a few of these things .


    The blowfish bit is labeled "Mister Jingle"

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