This is a series of planetary lollipops by Etsy seller Vintage Confections. Vintage, huh? *eying lollipops* Why do I get the feeling my grandpa never had these as a kid? A $17.50 set of 10 includes all the planets in the solar system plus the Sun and *sniffle* Pluto (it breaks my heart that's not a given). Unfortunately, due to high demand the suckers won't be shipping until December 1st and are only available in cotton candy and strawberry flavors. Except for Uranus. I imagine Uranus still tastes like ass. See what I did there? I'm a funny guy! "You suck." I hate myself so much.
Hit the jump for a shot of four other ones.
Thanks to bb, who, FUN FACT: knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop but she'll never teeeeellllllllllll.
This is a Dexter themed glass shard and blood red velvet cupcake made by New York City's Magnolia Bakery for a seventh season premiere event for the show. The glass is actually candy glass and the blood is just pig's blood. Oooooor simple syrup that's been dyed red. You know... / Continue →
This is a giant scrap metal lamp made to look like an angler fish by artist and Etsy seller Justin LaDoux. He's selling it for $8,000. For reference, I paid $6 for my last lamp from the thrift store and supplied my own lampshade. It's a popcorn bucket. When the bulb gets ho... / Continue →
Unbaby.me is a Google Chrome extension that replaces Facebook pictures of your friends' ugly babies with pictures of other, cooler stuff like tanks and cats and sandwiches. I assume it just replaces any image that it finds that includes text like "baby". That way when you're ... / Continue →