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Oh Shi-Shi, They Got Drive-Thru Apple Stores Now?: Thieves Crash BMW Through Apple Store In Robbery

September 13, 2012 / apple, getting caught red-handed, good one, have fun in jail!, illegal, not so smooth criminals, police, robbery, security camera, security!, stealing things, there's nothing i hate more than a thief, video, wow, you better hope there aren't any rough and tough apple fanboys in your cell (rough and tough apple fanboys -- LOLOL), you did it wrong, you dumbasses, you dummies, you f***ing idiots

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This is the security camera footage from an Apple store in Temecula, California where last week a group of dumbasses drove their BMW SUV through the window and security gate and stole a bunch of iPads and computers. Unfortunately for the idiots involved, their license plate got stuck in the security gate on the way out and they were easily located and arrested. A couple things, 1. were you not worried about security cameras catching your license plate either? 2. WHY DID YOU USE YOUR OWN CAR? Based on the video it looks like it probably took a decent amount of cosmetic damage. Were you stealing iPads to pay for the damage you did to your car during the robbery? Regardless, enjoy the crappy ham and cheese sandwiches and cranberry juice boxes, @$$holes (I've been to jail in Temecula before).

Hit the jump for the video which may or may yes look like they're actually trying to destroy as many products as possible by breaking all the tables.

Thanks to Trent, who once drove through a Taco Bell and got a got a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Baja Blast. Man, remember when they used to sell Choco Tacos?

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  • ZomBBombeR

    These guys definitely had more bawls than brains.

  • Guest

    hmm...I thought stores (especially outside of buildings) would have those screen gates to prevent break-ins like this.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Bwahhahahaha lol I thought the same thing 'til I saw a video of a jewelry store robbery in B.C. suv drives through mall entrance and straight into the retaining gate of the store lol crazy fuckin' people.

  • n_a_a_s

    That piece of shit room is an apple store?? ....wow

  • JJtoob

    That's what most of them look like on the inside.

  • Closet Nerd

    WAIT!!! You got ham in your sandwiches while in prison?! Lucky bastard! I just had a slice of cheese on bread with some Tahitian Treat..... just sayin

  • Stupidity level: Infinity
    "Yeah, I drive a BMW but I can't afford an iPad. I'll sell all the stolen iPads to fix my car and keep one for me"
    *genius*

  • JJtoob

    Those are pretty much tracking devices, if the license plate didn't give them away, their loot would.

  • NDomino

    wow, how moronic do you have to be to use your own car and then not grab more things?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I think you can stop at the first part of being moronic and using your own car.

  • Melissa

    The damage to the car is more costly than the items they managed to take with them.

  • Zequi P

    Stolen car.

  • rikster81

    I doubt that if they were able to steal a few 27in imacs 64gb ipads and iphones

  • did you see him grab any 27" iMacs and stuff them into that bag? I must've missed that part.

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