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Of Course It Is: Curiosity Rover Taking Crotch Shots Now

September 10, 2012 / crotch shot, curiousity, i was curious but not THAT curious, man i still can't believe that thing's all the way on mars popping wheelies and jumping ramps and stuff. no? it's not? LAME, mars, outerspace, rover, showing your privates, that's too many, the wheels the rover go round and round -- round and round, wtf am i even looking at, yeah you did

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Note: Worthwhile higher-res shot HERE, but be sure to visit the source for an ultra-ultra high res version.

Because I can will things to happen with my mind if I think about them for too long (even accidentally), the Mars rover Curiosity recently took a picture of its privates just like I foretold in a previous post. From the look of things, it has four penises, which seems kind of appropriate. "And it's gonna have four peckers to blend in with the natives. Hey -- cut that out!" I imagine a NASA scientist explaining during a Powerpoint presentation while some @$$hole in the back tries to blind him with a laser pointer.

Thanks to Melissa, who knows what I like and robot genitals are not it. Hey -- I don't have to like something to write about.

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  • ZomBBombeR

    First vanity, now narcissism and deviance, I think they may have programmed this thing incorrectly, any martians or other aliens seeing this thing must think were pretty fucked up if our autonomous robots we send to other planets do shit like this.

  • the missing plates are like that to spell jpl in morse code as it drives.

  • Sylvain Gagné

    I've heard the last of NASA robot had been sexually abused, it is surment to meet the demand.

  • Sylvain Gagné

    For sure, it's for attract the martian in the vicinity. Waith and see!

  • n_a_a_s

    my robot just started touching itself to this picture

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    don't lie....you don't have a robot

  • n_a_a_s

    not anymore I dont. It just packed up all its hardware & left me, took the curiosity picture too :(

  • does it seem weird that NASA sent a multimillion dollar machine so far away with exposed gears and wires??

  • westmclarenmerc

    No, because there is hardy an atmosphere there, specially water seems to be lacking there, so the wires won't corrode or erode... What does baffle me is how banged up the wheels are looking, it looks like they are missing plates already, unless it was designed that way.

  • OrehRatiug

    They look like they were designed that way since on either side they seem to be missing the same parts.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    so we have the self portrait and a crotch shot. next we will get the cupped boobs with a "you can't have this" look?

  • Closet Nerd

    Looks like 4 assholes to me.... just sayin

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