Obligatory Horn Tooting: My 11,000th Geekologie Article
Yes, that's me. Yes, I'm a wizard. No, that's not my DeLorean (you don't need a time machine when you know magic!). This is my 11,000th Geekologie article. It seems like only yesterday I was writing my 10,000th, but time flies when you're in the middle of a lifelong bender. It's hard to believe, but since August 2007 I've been filling the internet with crapola, and you -- you've been reading it. "I only look at the pictures." Please, let a man dream on his special day. So yeah -- 11,000 articles, a million jokes, and more words than there are grains of sand on all the beaches. "About that..." DON'T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME. What does the future hold? No clue, but I'll probably be gunned down by robots in the street and you'll forget all about me. "GW who?" Exactly. Then out of spite I'll hit you with a lightning bolt from heaven. "You? Heaven? LOL." You're so rude to me. Seriously though: thanks for reading, tell your friends, please don't tell your parents or guidance councelor.
I think you and I should both seek help (but mostly you),
Your Geekologie Writer
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BOOMSHACKALACKA -- this is my seven-thousandth article here on Geekologie. For those of you that aren't good at the maths, that's like a seven with forty 0's after (at least in my mind it is). You know, it seems like only yesterday I was nearing 1,000 posts and convinced I'd ... / Continue →
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Seen here representing Ratlff Sheet Metal soccer (I played dandelion picker), your GW is 29 today. God I wish I still had those socks. And shorts. Goodwill donations aside, I've got one year left till 30. Then it's a quick ride to geriatric-town and dribbling a pee-trail be... / Continue →
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Based on the emails I've received, there's been some concern lately as to whether I've died or been replaced. The answer is no. Sure I do die a little inside everyday, but I've been filling Geekologie with the finest malt-humor I can since August 2007. What I am doing is tak... / Continue →
