No Little Umbrellas?: The Inebriator, A Robotic Bartender
This is The Inebriator, a robotic bartender capable of mixing preprogrammed (undoubtedly poisonous) cocktails by dispensing up to five different juices and nine different liquors. Just want a beer? TOO BAD. Want a cherry in your Mai Tai? NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Want to leave without tipping? DING DING DING DING! Also, don't tell anybody but I slashed one of his juice lines and now he's leaking grapefruit in the back. As soon as he's good and sticky I'm gonna grab the tequila and make a drunken stumble for it.
Hit the jump for a video demo of the thing making a drink that looks like pure sugar.
Thanks to Pauvel, who took me to a fancy brewpub where you browsed the beer selection with iPads. I thought they were just big coasters.
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