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Life-Size Clear Glass Assault Rifle Pipes (Well, Bongs)

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This is a series of borosilicate glass pipes made by Michelsen Studios to look like clear, life-size assault rifles (in this case, an AR-15). The bowl is in the scope, and has a downstem to the gun handle, which you fill with water. Then put your lips on the barrel and WHEE, you're pretending you're in that scene from 'Platoon'. Alternatively, make a pipe out of an apple so you can eat the evidence afterwards. I don't know about you, but I kind of have an aversion to putting my lips on gun barrels, even fake ones. "You're a sissy." Hey, if that's what makes me a sissy then go get the frilly sissy panties because I'll wear them. "You already are." Damn yeah! *booty-popping so hard I throw a hip out*

Hit the jump for some closeups of the AR-15 as well as a couple of the other rifles, but be sure to check out the studio's website for closeups of them all.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who loves wrapping his lips around gun barrels because it reminds him of wieners.

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  • qwer

    should make one that looks like dick

  • eye_draw_4U

    This is not an assault rifle.

  • Tommy gun!

  • IS that a 99 jap LMG?

  • Hellz yeah it is!

  • ZomBBombeR

    Screw the durability concerns, think about having to clean this S.O.B./ no thanks, they do all look pretty awesome though, most practical would be the MP5k becuase it's smallest, and surprisingly the AR-15/M4 is far sexier than the AK-47, for shame!

  • Just a fyi Mr Geeko... an AR-15 is NOT an assault rifle...

  • ZomBBombeR

    Not all assault rifles are fully auto.

  • Joe

    By definition, they are.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Again not all, there are always exceptions.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I think I will just stick with my vaporizer.

  • I love creative glass, but that's just dumb. As a toker, that big-ass thing would be a hindrance to just chillin' with my smoke...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    51" long for the Type99. You know this stuff is going to be expensive and will be fragile as an iPhone.

    (expensive + fragile + cumbersome) * stoner friends = epic butthurt

  • I like your equation.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I wonder if the Type 99 LMG models' bayonet is detachable, would make for badass hot knives XD

  • Yeah, that thing would be broken in the first three days. Like I said, I love the creativity but it's certainly not practical...

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