It's On eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird

Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this person's house should be raided and the voodoo cult that lives there all arrested, but I bet you the authorities could get a search warrant on account of the smell.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the kind of stupid shit I buy when I'm clicking around drunk on eBay before bed.

Thanks to catlover1954, who agrees that cat probably should have kept better track of what life it was on.

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