It's On eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird

September 27, 2012

Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this person's house should be raided and the voodoo cult that lives there all arrested, but I bet you the authorities could get a search warrant on account of the smell.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the kind of stupid shit I buy when I'm clicking around drunk on eBay before bed.

Thanks to catlover1954, who agrees that cat probably should have kept better track of what life it was on.

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ZomBBombeR

This is just wrong...but then again maybe I'm wrong for having more compassion towards animals than to other humans. *sigh*

Titanius Anglesmith

this is terrible! =(

Crucial

Great concept. I think this calls for an entire collection of "Animal doing sports".

no

This is horrific.

OhMyMe

Soooo Affordable, the internet has wonderful deals

Joey Svitek

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Guest

Edit: sry for double post...older post didn't register.

Mighty Molecule

...but you can't sell potions, fucking disgrace.

Guest

Helicopter Cat just got owned.

EmirSc

Amenhotep would be so proud

Alex Propst

Blake Griffin.

atheistgirl

Crispy fried cat! Now I feel hungry.

Harold Garrett

SECOND!

Lier X. Agerate

FIRST!

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