It's On eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird
Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this person's house should be raided and the voodoo cult that lives there all arrested, but I bet you the authorities could get a search warrant on account of the smell.
Hit the jump for a closeup of the kind of stupid shit I buy when I'm clicking around drunk on eBay before bed.
Thanks to catlover1954, who agrees that cat probably should have kept better track of what life it was on.
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ZomBBombeR
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Titanius Anglesmith
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Crucial
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OhMyMe
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Joey Svitek
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Guest
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Mighty Molecule
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Guest
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EmirSc
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Alex Propst
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atheistgirl
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Harold Garrett
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Lier X. Agerate
Read More: auction, dammit i was too late!, ebay, for sale, i don't even feel comfortable telling you how many times i've woken up in the morning to discover i bought a bunch of taxidermy on ebay the night before, i've seen it all now, who am i to judge i'm just a man with a taxidermied goat head wearing an army helmet and smoking a pipe above the mantle, wow, wtf is wrong with you?
