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It Doesn't Even Beep!: R2-D2 Themed Rolling Suitcase

September 7, 2012 / breaking the rules, did you hear that? that was the sound of george lucas clenching his buttcheeks and getting his panties in a bunch, man george is gonna have his lawyers on your like shit on the sidewalk (there's a lot of shit on the sidewalk where i live just so we're clear), not licensed, of course you did, r2-d2, star wars, suitcase, sure why not, traveling

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Because in the not so distant future there will come a time where EVERY product is available in a Star Wars variety, here's a 76€ (~$97) R2-D2 themed hard suitcase from Salvador Bachiller. Except it's not officially licensed so you expect George Lucas to be on top of removing them from the market in...3...2...actually his people have probably already been on it since yesterday. Me? I've been on a bender since yesterday. Jk jk -- July. What month is it now anyways -- 10?

Thanks to Krechan, who uses black garbage bags for suitcases because people are less likely to bother you at the airport if you look homeless. Except security. Security will still put their fingers in your ass.

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  • Nice collection of suitcases.I like all these.Keep it up in future too.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I wouldn't pay for this, 1) the exterior design 2) the interior design and 3) for almost $100.00 it doesn't even beep...sigh*

  • Am I the only one concerned with the two eyes? Counting two of them... it... it really... it... there's two of them.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Bugged me too dude, probably the designer's idea of changing it up to avoid copywrite infringement.

  • I'm only interested if you can hid a corpse in it.

  • Guest

    I don't get why there are little crossed bones in this R2-D2 themed suitcase. Is there something I'm not aware of here?

  • It's part of the Monster 2 range - there is a Mummy and a Werewolf too.
    http://www.salvadorbachiller.c...

  • Guest

    Ah, that clears things up. I thought he was one of those closet death droids. XD

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    TSA agent : sir, I need to have a look inside your suitcase please.
    Me : (waving hand) This is not the suitcase you are looking for.

    the proceeding has been a story of how I was anally violated by a TSA agent

  • That fat slut Lucas is more likely to be concerned at the small number of cheeseburgers the suitcase can carry. And even then only cos someone told him about it. He'll never see the case online cos he can't see his monitor for all the piles of cash in the way.

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