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I Love That Man: More "Mr. Wizard Being A Dick" Clips

September 18, 2012 in ah to be a kid again, childhood, fond memories, great guy, learning by looking, love that guy, man i'd let mr. wizard call me whatever he want and still show up on his porch before he woke up in the morning for more (and he gets up early!), man that show was the shit, memories, now i'm old and jaded, program, show, those were the days, tv, video

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Remember the first "Mr. Wizard's a dick" supercut? WELL HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. This one features what is arguably the the best Mr. Wizard line of all time though: "You know you can do this at home yourself -- you don't need to come over to my house to do it." I tell my friends the exact same thing whenever they come over and start complaining about something. God, go tell that troll of a roommate of yours -- what's her name? "My girlfriend?" AHAHAHAHAHA, DOUBLE BURN -- now get out.

Hit the jump for the man, I would have loved for Mr. Wizard to have been rude to me.

Thanks to beebs, who filmed a pilot episode for Ms. Witch, but all the networks are afraid to pick it up on account of the whole black magic thing. You know those soccer moms -- always worried their kids are gonna turn to the occult.

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  • ZomBBombeR

    Wow this guy really is a dick.

  • Guest

    It's not all that rude, but folks can tell he was being rather witty at most times.

  • roark1

    That kid was taking a massive hit from that giant water bong!!!

  • Closet Nerd

    Did you know Captn. Noah (old kids show in the 80s, Philly area) used to get hand-jobs from his wife under the table while he was doing his puppet show on tv?!
    NO LIE..... just sayin

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    do I dare ask how you would know this?

  • westmclarenmerc

    He was the fluffer.

  • FDSY

    If you watch this with your eyes closed, he sounds like the most pedantic pedophile.

  • Crucial

    If you start from 1:38, its just a paedophile.

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