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For The Ladies (And I): Incognito Boxed Wine Purses

September 7, 2012 / drinking, for the ladies, i just take the bag out of the regular boxes and half-stuff it down my pants the same way you would trying to smuggle a goat out of the petting zoo, i will pound the hell out of that and i don't care who knows it, wine, yes please

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You know what the problem with boxed wine is? Absolutely nothing, it's perfect. But for you ladies out there who wish it looked more like a purse to, you know, class things up a bit, there's Vernissage. Available in red, white and rose, the packaging is meant to resemble an upscale handbag...made of cardboard...with a rope handle...and a spigot at one end. Count me in. Oh what, like you never seen a man with two purses before? "Did you just sashay?" Wine makes me sassy!

Thanks to PYY, who asked if wine makes me feel so pretty then why is my head cocked and one eye half closed. God, I'm being seductive.

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  • Wow,its really great.

  • But for you there ladies wish it looked like a portfolio, as you know, things a little class, and there Vernissage. Available in red, white and Rose, is meant packaging resemble upscale handbag ... Made of cardboard ... With a rope handle ... The faucet at one end.

  • ZomBBombeR

    This reminds me of an ex-girlfriends mother lol.

  • McGarnagle

    Did Lucille Bluth design this?

  • GreyGanado

    That would be a lot more incognito if it didn't have wine written all over it.

  • $18922249

    But will it dock with my IV?

  • Guest

    Glorified boxed wine. Wine is wine folks, but it's always fancier in the bottle. ;D

  • ZomBBombeR

    Agreed.

  • See, this is just trying to make it more classy looking, whereas when I've done it you get a regular box of wine, take the bag of wine out the inside,and put it in a regular bag haha

  • lauren hughes

    firrsstt, and i need that pronto.

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