You know what the problem with boxed wine is? Absolutely nothing, it's perfect. But for you ladies out there who wish it looked more like a purse to, you know, class things up a bit, there's Vernissage. Available in red, white and rose, the packaging is meant to resemble an upscale handbag...made of cardboard...with a rope handle...and a spigot at one end. Count me in. Oh what, like you never seen a man with two purses before? "Did you just sashay?" Wine makes me sassy!
Thanks to PYY, who asked if wine makes me feel so pretty then why is my head cocked and one eye half closed. God, I'm being seductive.