Girl, I never thought I'd say this but I think you're showing TOO MUCH chest.
Because their muscle leggings were such a cash cow, Black Milk Clothing has decided to release a $90 swimsuit version just in time for fall (Black Milk is an Australian company so it's actually only spring there. Seasons be f***ing crazy!). Is it accurate? No clue. Is it sexy? Only if you're a sicko. This reminds me of the time in college I was invited to go watch an autopsy as part of an anatomy class. Don't get me wrong, I stayed home drinking and playing Mario Kart 64 -- but I was INVITED to go. I failed three of my five classes that semester.
Hit the jump for several more shots including one of the back in case you're more of a gluteus man.
Thanks to PYY, who was surprised to see there isn't a belly button muscle.
This is a recently released mini-dress (~$105) and set of leggings (~$80) from Black Milk Clothing (of all of these other crazy ladywear things fame). Just a heads up about black milk though: DON'T F***ING DRINK IT. Brown milk? Go for it. Chocolate milk is my jam -- I drink... / Continue →
This is the currently available selection of geeky handpainted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes (of Ninja Turtle and Pokemon bra fame). Hit the jump to seem the all, including some Portal, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Mario action. There's even an 'I *wink wink nudge nudge*
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Inb4 break a leg, getting a leg up, vagina muscles look terrifying, my girl dog lifts her leg to pee on trees like a guy dog, etc, etc.
Black Milk, best known for being entirely unsafe to drink, is back at the crazy leggings/bathing suit game, this time with a pair of leggings... / Continue →