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For Sale: Dalek Replicas Made From The Original Molds

September 17, 2012 / aliens, bbc, cool, dalk, dr. who, expensive, exterminate! exerminate!, i don't have the money for that, i stuck a plunger to my stomach one time and when i tried pulling it off i seriously thought it was gonna rip my guts out true story, prop, replica, sci-fi, shows, sure why not, that would look great in my...okay i don't have room for that, who's on first?

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Firebox is selling these $5,700 Dalek replicas made from the same molds and specs as the originals by the BBC's props department. So I just did the math, and if 52 of us get together and put in $110, we can each have it for one week out of the year. Obviously, I will take the first week and then conveniently disappear. Unfortunately:

WARNING: The Dalek produced by 'this planet earth ltd' is sold purely as a collector's item. IT IS NOT A TOY. Despite the fact that this reproduction TV prop enables the user to enter the inside of the Dalek, 'this planet earth ltd' do not recommend this action. 'this planet earth ltd' cannot be held responsible for any injury caused to the owner or any third party during the course of misuse for purpose.

I get it, you HAVE to have a disclaimer. But is that gonna stop me from climbing inside and making my roommate push me down the stairs? It is not. You only live once, that's what I say. "Please tell me you're joking." Of course I'm joking -- I'M A CAT. Meow meow meow meow.

Thanks to BLiNNeMaNS, who agrees somebody should start a Dalek Pest Extermination business if they haven't already.

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There are Comments

  • Looks like it should be named "Sodomy Bot" with all the plungers and "attachments" it has.

  • must keep credit card in wallet...... DAMN YOU!!! must remember if the sale price doesn't scare me the shipping price will!... -_-*

  • Now I'm going to have to win the lottery so I can afford one of these.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    at least you get free shipping.

  • Virginity, HOOOOOAAAA

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    if you had one of these, you would have the ladies knocking down your door.
    bitches love Doctor Who.

  • Or dudes, because apparently it gets you off too.

  • n_a_a_s

    I would put a paint roller on its left hand and paint the town

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I would put this thing on top of a go-cart and terrorize the neighborhood.

  • Guest

    Don't you dare do that without me. >:}

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