This is a video of a drunk Ruskie in a bulldozer (actually a loader) plowing through some cars in a parking lot before getting pulled out of the thing and punched in head and chest by witnesses. Russia: it just seems like such a fun place. Anybody live there and willing to put me up for a long weekend? Proximity to an unguarded construction site a plus.
Hit the jump for the DIY monster truck rally.
Thanks to Harry and bambooshots, who agree we definitely need the back story about what exactly dude was doing wasted in a piece of heavy machinery (besides fulfilling every man's lifelong fantasy).
I've used tons of terrible screencaps on Geekologie, and this one is certainly no exception. I had the choice of either using one of the CD just spinning, or after the explosion, and I chose neither of those and went with a really blurry one from during the ACTUAL explosion. ... / Continue →
This is allegedly a real video recorded by some Ruskie's car cameras from when that meteor tried to decimate the world's vodka supply earlier this month. It's only ten seconds, so just watch it. I'm convinced dude was either already on his way to kill himself or just hadn't ha... / Continue →
In apocalyptic news, a meteor exploded above Russia this morning, injuring hundreds, and sending at least one blogger thousands of miles away into the makeshift survival bunker he built in the hallway closet. I'm not gonna lie, there's little more than coats and a vacuum clea... / Continue →