This is a big dude bodypainted to look like Venom by artist Georgette of Devious Body Art in West Palm Beach, Florida. As you can see, that is NOT the face you want anywhere near your privates. Well, not unless you're used to catching alligators with your dingaling anyways.
Hit the jump for one more shot which I felt really highlights the painted-on abs.
Thanks to jamie, who once bodypainted himself to look like Spiderman but then when an old lady got her purse snatched he was seen running in the opposite direction like a little sissy. GOOD ONE, BRO.