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Leaked Shot Of Black Wii U Console In The Wild

August 30, 2012 / *crickets chirping* no? that's what i thought, and not a single dang was given, console, good one, i have the feeling i will not be buying one of those, i'm telling!, nintendo, remind me to never tell to you a secret, sure why not, video games, whatever, whooptie freaking do-da, wii u

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This is allegedly a leaked shot of a black Wii U console in the wild sent to Ubisoft's gamer girl squad 'The Frag Dolls' for debugging purposes. It looks like a black box! It has a red button on the front! It says SYNC beneath it but will it really make the unit self-destruct?! I hope so. I dunno, does anybody care about this? I know people masturbate to leaked iPhone 5 photos, but what about Wii U's -- anybody sporting a boner besides me? "Why do you have one?" Haha, I'm watching Jurassic Park on Blu-Ray.

Thanks to luis, who agrees the best leaked photos are nudey ones.

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  • Looks like a cheap chinese dvd player.
    visually unappealing.

  • Nilf

    Um doesn't this violate some sort of confidentiality agreement? Just sayin this is probably the fastest way to get yourself fired.

  • They already reveailed it. I saw a picture of it months ago

  • looks like a car radio. :\

  • Ling from the movie "King Pow" approves of this name

  • People are looking forward to the WiiU?

  • grimbldoo

    Because the next gen of Sony and Microsoft probably won't come out till 2014 and all of the games released on the PS3 and 360 until then will also be released on the Wii U except in full 1080p.

  • Ok? The "controller" is shit and I already have a PS3/360.

  • grimbldoo

    Why is it shit? It has all of the triggers like any other controller. Are you hating on the screen? That's for shortcuts, I don't see what is terrible about that.

  • Why they didn't call it "uWii", I'll never know.

  • Guest

    It wasn't in Soviet Russia. ;D

  • Haha, I know. But uWii (hoo-wee) just sounds like a lot of fun. ;)

  • I don't want to buy a console that sounds like some freaky sexual fetish.

  • Not much of a leak since there are pics of both the white and black one on nintendo.com

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    still a little different looking than what is posted on Nintendo's site. if she was going to put herself in jeopardy and post pics she should have at least posted the controller. that is what people want to see.

  • but... will it blend?

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