Yow Yow!: Superman And Wonder Woman To Be A Couple

August 22, 2012


So apparently Superman and Wonder Woman are gonna start dating in upcoming issue #12 of the rebooted Justice League. Assuming one date per comic, they should be rubbing privates by #15. Now THAT is gonna be the issue to buy.

The comic, which goes on sale Aug. 29, culminates months of flirty foreshadowing. Writer Geoff Johns hints that some event -- possibly tragic -- will impact every member of the Justice League, and cause Superman and Wonder Woman to seek solace in each other and move from super-powered colleagues to power couple. This is no one-issue stunt: "This is the new status quo," says Johns, adding that the relationship will have a seismic impact on all the heroes and villains in the DC universe.

Hoho! Superman and Wonder Woman, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then a super-baby bursts out of Wonder Woman's stomach like a f***ing freight train and blows up the sun. Great.

Thanks to ChaosLex, tim, Poki and Gordon, who heard Batman's gonna get jealous and try to Batarang Superman's dingdong off.

  • HektikLyfe

    I THOUGHT this concept looked familiar!


  • Steve Metcalf

    So wait, is the "seismic" event, the death of batman, cause she's totally all up in that.

  • Zuma

    looks like justice league is changing in Desperate Superheroes. Anyway i like the version if Batman would be together with Catwomen, like in Dark Knight Rises.

  • Matty Spinny

    looks like there's going to be bondage in the superman comics.

  • gob

    wait, what happened to lois lane?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Wow took DC long enough, I think any comic nerd of any generation could tell you that was a long time coming.

  • I would have chosen her to be with Batman.

  • Azariel_z

    he doesn't have the energy to "pull through" and indestructible Himen...

  • He has a super-piercing diamond condom in hist belt, though.

  • Guest

    took them long enough...

  • lordpikachu

    i knew this when i was 5

  • JimmyThr

    So they weren't already a couple?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Wonder Woman is the only one that could handle his kryptonian load anyway.

    Kevin Smith already covered this in Mallrats

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    I guess they have WONDERfull sex

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