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Yow Yow!: Superman And Wonder Woman To Be A Couple


So apparently Superman and Wonder Woman are gonna start dating in upcoming issue #12 of the rebooted Justice League. Assuming one date per comic, they should be rubbing privates by #15. Now THAT is gonna be the issue to buy.

The comic, which goes on sale Aug. 29, culminates months of flirty foreshadowing. Writer Geoff Johns hints that some event -- possibly tragic -- will impact every member of the Justice League, and cause Superman and Wonder Woman to seek solace in each other and move from super-powered colleagues to power couple. This is no one-issue stunt: "This is the new status quo," says Johns, adding that the relationship will have a seismic impact on all the heroes and villains in the DC universe.

Hoho! Superman and Wonder Woman, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then a super-baby bursts out of Wonder Woman's stomach like a f***ing freight train and blows up the sun. Great.

Thanks to ChaosLex, tim, Poki and Gordon, who heard Batman's gonna get jealous and try to Batarang Superman's dingdong off.

There are Comments.
  • HektikLyfe

    I THOUGHT this concept looked familiar!

  • Steve Metcalf

    So wait, is the "seismic" event, the death of batman, cause she's totally all up in that.

  • Zuma

    looks like justice league is changing in Desperate Superheroes. Anyway i like the version if Batman would be together with Catwomen, like in Dark Knight Rises.

  • Matty Spinny

    looks like there's going to be bondage in the superman comics.

  • gob

    wait, what happened to lois lane?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Wow took DC long enough, I think any comic nerd of any generation could tell you that was a long time coming.

  • I would have chosen her to be with Batman.

  • Azariel_z

    he doesn't have the energy to "pull through" and indestructible Himen...

  • He has a super-piercing diamond condom in hist belt, though.

  • Guest

    took them long enough...

  • lordpikachu

    i knew this when i was 5

  • JimmyThr

    So they weren't already a couple?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Wonder Woman is the only one that could handle his kryptonian load anyway.

    Kevin Smith already covered this in Mallrats

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    I guess they have WONDERfull sex

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