Watch out, Tony the Tiger!
Because most humans abandoned the city a long ago, a targeting robot was called in to throw the first pitch at a Detroit Tigers game last night. It didn't actually THROW the ball though, it shot it out of a pneumatic cannon, similar to the way I plan on infiltrating the evil wizard's castle and rescuing the princess. She better not look like a troll though or I'm just gonna tell her I'm the butler.
Hit the jump for a video of the ball-launcher.
Thanks to 1jaxstate1 and AlaskaNick, who don't pitch balls, only ideas. They're creatives.